The Internet is for Porn

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I'm making up for Monday. If you do listen to the music, WEAR HEADPHONES OR TURN IT DOWN. Unless you live alone.

This is the song above, but I've changed a few lyrics... Hehehehehe 😈. I put the song up there so you can listen to it so you know the motive of the lyrics and the rythm. I suck at song stories. And  these   words are what you guys do.

I check the camera for the last time. We're outside on the balcony. I'm helping Mark record a funny music video for his channel. We have a few friends helping us too. Arin and Danny, and Matt and Ryan. Ryan will be working the camera though.

"Are you guys ready?" I ask the boys. I hear a chorus of 'Yeps!' and 'ABSOLUTLEY!'. I take a deep breath and a big gulp of water, getting ready to sing. I guess Mark seen that I was nervous, beacuse he walked over and gave me a kiss on my cheek. My face goes red when I hear the other four idiots making kissing noises and Danny air-humping. "Shut-up!" Mark yells.

"READY? IN 3, 2, 1!"

Y/N
Finally, I get to do a video all by myself! And I'm going to show something relevant! Something modern! The Internet! 
The internet is really really great 

Mark sticks his head into the frame

Mark:
For porn

Y/N glances at Mark

Y/N
I've got a fast connection so I don't have to wait!

He fully comes into the frame

Mark
For porn

She takes a step away

Y/N:
What? 
There's always some new site 

Mark:
For porn

Y/N:
I browse all day and night

Mark disappears out of frame

Mark:
For porn

Y/N:
It's like I'm surfing at the speed of light!

Mark comes out of nowhere, infront of the camera

Mark:
For porn!

Y/N stops her foot

Y/N:
Mark!

Mark walks to beside her and poses like he's right about something

Mark:
The internet is for porn 

Y/N:
Mark!

Mark:
The internet is for porn 

Y/N:
What are you doing?

Mark looks at the camera and starts waving his arms

Mark:
Why you think the net was born?
Porn, porn, porn.

Y/N crosses her arms and pouts

Y/N:
Mark...

Mark acts like he's just noticing Y/N

Mark:
Oh! 
Hello, Y/N!

Y/N:
You are ruining my video!

He pulls a puppy-dog face

Mark:
Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know.

Y/N:
Well, if you wouldn't mind please being quiet for a minute so I can finish?

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