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Direct Message from @danisnotonfire

@danisnotonfire: kidding calm yourself 

@phanoclock: holy shit you freaked me out bad then

@phanoclock: all that celine dion would have been for nothing 

@phanoclock: also WOW IT'S YOU

@danisnotonfire: but it wouldn't have been for nothing because you still would've gotten to enjoy celine dion for three minutes 

@phanoclock: so true 

@phanoclock: she's a legend 

@danisnotonfire: she is

@phanoclock: or as you may say in land of the tea she's a ledge

@danisnotonfire: wow land of the tea really

@phanoclock: well it's land of the beer here, at least not everyone thinks you're alcoholics 

@danisnotonfire: Australia?

@phanoclock: yeah

@danisnotonfire: i really want to go to australia one day

@phanoclock: come!! it's super nice promise 

@danisnotonfire: but then you'll stalk me so idk :/ 

@danisnotonfire: sorry that was supposed to be sarcasm but made me come across as a dick

@phanoclock: haha it's all good, but i promise i wouldn't stalk 

@danisnotonfire: well hey, if I do you can show me around okay?

@phanoclock: of course! :) 

@danisnotonfire: i gotta go, talk later :)

@phanoclock: me too, nighty night x



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