Twitter ∞ Dan Howell

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Direct message to @Danisnotonfire

@phanoclock: heyo

June 4th

@phanoclock: where'd you go??

June 9th

@phanoclock: okay well anyway, happy birthday x

June 11th

@phanoclock: i know you probably won't answer but i'm meeting you and i can't wait <3

11:21 a.m

@danisnotonfire: hey shit just saw all these

1:12 p.m.

@phanoclock: oh look who's back from the dead

@danisnotonfire: sorry i hardly ever check my DMs on twitter bc it's mostly a bunch of shit 

@danisnotonfire: plus i saw the first one and was going to reply then forgot

@phanoclock: it's okay, i can probs forgive you

@danisnotonfire: if i give you a huge hug when i meet you will that make up for it?

@phanoclock: maybe 

@phanoclock: but there needs to be something to sweeten the deal you know i mean you ignored me for like a month

@danisnotonfire: okay okay i give in how about you take me to get nice food afterwards and i pay

@phanoclock: omg i was joking but fuck yes

@phanoclock: only for the free food tho bc i'll still be mad at you

@danisnotonfire: ofc 

@danisnotonfire: awkward question but how old are you?

@phanoclock: 19 lol why

@danisnotonfire: don't want to be promising a 13 yo i'll buy her dinner that's a little creepy

@phanoclock: i see your point there that could get a tad weird 

@danisnotonfire: exactly, 19 is good (y) 

@phanoclock: i mean i could be a 50yo romanian man with bacne for all you know this is twitter after all

@danisnotonfire: that's very true i guess i'll find out on the 21st

@phanoclock: i'm so excited omfg

@danisnotonfire: same, can't wait to see australia

@phanoclock: see australia? i mean the best thing about coming will be meeting me not our wonderful fauna and flora 

@danisnotonfire: ofc top priority is meg the 50yo romanian 

@phanoclock: hahaha i love you

@danisnotonfire: see you soon x

@phanoclock: bye x