Twitter ∞ Dan Howell

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Direct message to @danisnotonfire

@phanoclock omg it's today what is this

9:19 a.m. 

@danisnotonfire: why are you up so early 

10:43 a.m. 

@phanoclock: couldn't sleep :( too excited + four cups of coffee 

@danisnotonfire: u be buzzing lil bee

@phanoclock: bzzz *stings you in the arm*

@danisnotonfire: *looks distressed* why would you sting me lil bee

@phanoclock: hahahahaa *looks distressed*

@danisnotonfire: ahah what?? it's a distressing occurance 

@phanoclock: i totally agree it's just *looks distressed* idk makes me laugh

@phanoclock: i'm imagining your distressed face and it's hilarious 

@danisnotonfire: lots of chins?

@phanoclock: oh yeah, i'm thinking cringe attack thumbnail so at least ten

@danisnotonfire: oh great

@danisnotonfire: *sigh* it's not my fault i have defective chin flaps 

@phanoclock: oh of course not diddums

@danisnotonfire: thanks mum

@phanoclock: omfg you didn't 

@phanoclock did you just mum me again  

@danisnotonfire: i did

@phanoclock: get out 

@phanoclock: kidding pls stay i'm needy and need attention 

@danisnotonfire: hahaha you're a silly one meg

@danisnotonfire: meeting you in like five hours!!!!

@phanoclock: omg don't remind me will revive my social anxiety from grade five 

@danisnotonfire: social anxiety in grade five?

@phanoclock: yeah it was pretty bad, had to go see a shrink for half a year

@phanoclock: i'd legit hide under the stairs and eat my lunch alone and then sometimes talk to the cleaner when she'd be having her smoking break 

@danisnotonfire: i'm trying not to laugh but that really sounds like the plot of a brilliant yet cliche superhero movie

@danisnotonfire: are you sure the cleaning lady wasn't some kind of secret guru

@phanoclock: HAHAHAHA I WISH 

@phanoclock: unfortunately no super powers for me, just secondhand smoke from an overweight cleaning lady 

@danisnotonfire: but legit you all g??

@phanoclock: oh yeah, that was what ten years ago? shit i'm old

@danisnotonfire: you're old?? you're nineteen?? i'm 25??

@danisnotonfire: my youth is slipping away with each second like the sands of time disappearing between my fingers

@phanoclock: holy fuck can you put your existential crisis on a lead pls i don't need this kind of universal worry right now

@danisnotonfire: soz 

@phanoclock: are you already at the venue?

@danisnotonfire: nah chilling atm but we'll probably get there soon to rehearse

@danisnotonfire: oh lol just as i said that my manager came in and told us to get ready to go

@phanoclock: oh righto, gl :) 

@danisnotonfire: i probs won't talk to you until meet and greet 

@phanoclock: ahhh it's so soon i'm dying

@phanoclock: you go rehearse, i'll just relive my fifth-grade memories of solitude and fear 

@danisnotonfire: hahaha alrighty, see you then xx

@phanoclock: bye dan x <3 

AN

omg like 600 reads in three days i think that is? what the fuck i love you guys <3 

next chappy will be like a proper story (not just twitter) when meg goes and meets dan :) won't be up for a while probs bc i got assignments and shit (soz) but i promise i will try and pump something out ASAP!

xx