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@danisnotonfire: am legit tempted to bring little d along
@phanoclock: can you actually
@phanoclock: at meet and greet i can pet little d
@danisnotonfire: innuendo alert
@phanoclock: wow hilarious
@phanoclock: you're so funny dan
@danisnotonfire: i really am hey meg
@phanoclock: mhm
@phanoclock: how's life? excited for straya?!
@danisnotonfire: mn excited but also terrified i will be destroyed by a TEXTILE CONE
@phanoclock: haha intimidating right
@phanoclock: the TEXTILE CONE WILL MURDER YOU
@danisnotonfire: it isn't exactly a fear-instilling name
@danisnotonfire: how are you?? holding up in the arctic wastelands of australia?
@phanoclock: are you still salty it was 26 degrees here in winter
@danisnotonfire: how could you guess??
@phanoclock: i mean you were really subtle about it but i'm a people person
@danisnotonfire: heh says the girl who's twitter bio is literally 'generically awkward bean'
@phanoclock: shut up
@danisntonfire: haha
@phanoclock: i really am a generically awkward bean though
@phanoclock: like i thought i was different from the crowd by listening to punk-pop and spending my life on tumblr but i'm literally just another stereotype
@danisnotonfire: god i know what you mean
@danisnotonfire: i thought i was an 'outcast' until i got on the internet and found a bunch of other people like me
@phanoclock: can't escape stereotypes and labels
@danisnotonfire: but it doesn't have to be a bad thing, like i've met so many cool people by being in the social category i'm in
@phanoclock: oh yeah, don't get me wrong, i love my stereotype, it's like a big no-judgement family haha
@phanoclock: honestly that's why i love the phandom so much
@phanoclock: like no offense, sometimes they can be annoying af, but i went to like a meet up about six months ago and everyone was so lovely
@danisnotonfire: :) i'm glad, it makes me happy knowing that maybe i've brought people together
@phanoclock: you really have, so thank you for that x
@danisnotonfire: of course x anything for my potato girl
@phanoclock: ...
@danisnotonfire: :D
@phanoclock: you really ruined the moment daniel
@phanoclock: omg dino daniel
@phanoclock: yes i am brilliant
@danisnotonfire: ...
@phanoclock: :D
@danisnotonfire: wow we suck
@phanoclock: we do
@phanoclock: i mean at least my nickname for you is somewhat flattering
@phanoclock: 'potato girl' sounds like some kind of low-budget shitty sidekick
@danisnotonfire: hahahaha i would pay to see a movie about that
@danisnotonfire: 'potato girl and dino daniel, the dynamic duo'
@phanoclock: holy fuck yes would give my life savings to see that movie
@danisnotonfire: we can discuss logistics when we meet
@phanclock: omfg i legit can't wait to meet you
@danisnotonfire: me too!
@phanoclock: you better hug me tighter than all the other girls danny boy
@danisnotonfire: ofc bby you're my favourite
@phanoclock: wow well i just felt my entire internals spontaneously combust
@phanoclock: dON'T DO THAT TO ME
@danisnotonfire: soz potato girl
@phanoclock: i preferred bby but i'll take what i can get
@phanoclock: don't look a gift dino daniel in the mouth amirite
@danisnotonfire: lol u suck
@danisnotonfire: what time is it where you are
@phanoclock: lol like 1am
@danisnotonfire: do you have uni tomorrow?
@phanoclock: unfortunately
@danisnotonfire: omg sleep child
@phanoclock: ugh i should
@danisnotonfire: night potato bby x see you soon
@phanoclock: bye dino daniel xx sweet dreams <3
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Twitter ∞ Dan Howell
Fanfiction❝ @danisnotonfire is now following you ❞ A story about a girl who stumbles into an internet friendship with a boy on the other side of the world.
