Twitter ∞ Dan Howell

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@phanoclock: ADFKBSDJFKNSDK YOU'RE HERE 

10:05 a.m.

@danisnotonfire: haha hello potato girl

@danisnotonfire: sorry for late reply, didn't have internet for ages. At the hotel now

1:12 p.m.

@phanoclock: ahhh that's alright! soz for me too, was in class haha

@danisnotonfire: what class?

@phanoclock: stats, kill me

@danisnotonfire: lol sucked in 

@phanoclock: wanted to tear my eyeballs out/swan dive off my seat and break my neck multiple times during my 2hr lecture 

@danisnotonfire: shit sounds boring

@phanoclock: don't get me started

@phanoclock: how was the flight??

@danisnotonfire: eh, as good as flights can be

@danisnotonfire: there was some turbulence at one point and so i thought i was going to die, that was fun, nearly had a mid-flight existential crisis

@phanoclock: nothing like the possibility of death to spruce up an afternoon 

@danisnotonfire: amen

@danisnotonfire: what city are you in btw??

@phanoclock: adelaide :) 

@danisnotonfire: ooh so i see you in... a week?

@phanoclock: HOLY FUCK THAT'S SO CLOSE I HAVEN'T EVEN DECIDED WHAT TO WEAR OR SAY OR JUST WAHT

@danisnotonfire: haha chill I'm sure you'll look nice in anything

@phanoclock: stop that's literally too cute

@phanoclock: but also lol to you because you don't know what I look like? i'm a literal potato girl like i don't think you realise how fitting that nickname is

@danisnotonfire: haha don't say that

@phanoclock: it's true

@danisnotonfire: i'm sure it's not

@phanoclock: you have too much faith in me daniel. But yes, okay, i'm not horrifically unattractive

@phanoclock: at least i don't think so

@phanoclock: fuck i don't know

@danisnotonfire: you're silly. can i see a pic of you so i can recognise you at the meet up?

@phanoclock: sneaky

@phanoclock: no nudes for you boy

@danisnotonfire: i meant your face loser -.-

@phanoclock: i know kidding

@phanoclock: but no!! i want it to be a surprise

@danisnotonfire: haha alright, i can do that

@phanoclock: yay <3 

@danisnotonfire: we only get like twenty seconds together, so you have to tell me straight away so i can remember what you look like for afterwards

@phanoclock: omg i almost forgot you're buying me food

@danisnotonfire: how could you forget free food

@phanoclock: i honestly have no idea food is at the top of my agenda

@danisnotonfire: it should always be the agenda

@danisnotonfire: oh shit phil got lost trying to buy some aussie snacks and wants me to go get him

@phanoclock: haha sounds serious

@danisnotonfire: poor philip has some navigational issues. Any recommendations for some good true-blue snacks??

@phanoclock: hmm... i would say tim tams, jumpys...omg caramello koala for sure

@danisnotonfire: thanks, i'll look out for them. gotta go help phil now, soz

@phanoclock: haha that's all good :) i'll talk to you later!

@danisnotonfire: bye potato girl xx

@phanoclock: bye dano x