direct message from @danisnotonfire
@danisnotonfire: you revealed my weakness to the world
@phanoclock: haha sozzles danny
@danisnotonfire: :( was supposed to be our secret
@danisnotonfire: i didn't really want anyone else to know
@phanoclock: oh fuck i didn't realise
@phanoclock: i'm really sorry :/
@phanoclock: FUCK i always fuck things up
@phanoclock: i feel like shit fml i'm such an idiot
@danisnotonfire: omg i was kidding haha chill
@phanoclock: ...
@danisnotonfire: :D
@phanoclock: you're definitely feeding the emus today then you ASS
@danisnotonfire: is it really that bad??
@phanoclock: [attached video]
@danisnotonfire: jesus christ
@danisnotonfire: "ow that hurt a little bit"
@phanoclock: get ready to lose your hand
@danisnotonfire: hell no you can have the emus
@phanoclock: i wonder if they get sad though
@phanoclock: that they never get fed but all the kangaroos do because they're cute
@danisnotonfire: kangaroos also don't stab your hand while eating
@phanoclock: it's like high school all over again
@phanoclock: the cute girls get all the attention and the other ones get ignored because they're a little strange or like not cool, but really there's nothing wrong with them
@danisnotonfire: omg me
@phanoclock: hahah same
@danisnotonfire: you kidding
@phanoclock: ??
@danisnotonfire: but you're cute wouldn't you be with the cute girls
@phanoclock: did you just call me cute
@danisnotonfire: i guess lol
@phanoclock: so you think I'm cute??
@danisnotonfire: i mean idk i think everyone would think you were cute you're like generically pretty
@phanoclock: wow okay
@danisnotonfire: ?
@phanoclock: dw i'll see you soon
@danisnotonfire: wait did i fuck up
@phanoclock: it's fine bye
@danisnotonfire: bye :(
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dan why
you stupid
why are boys stupid
also media attached of feeding an emu by hand if y'all don't know what it's like
hint: it's FUCKING TERRIFYING, have legit never hand-fed one for purposes of keeping all my fingers (but then feel bad bc they never get fed :( screw the roos just bc they're cute doesn't mean they deserve all the food)
also will try to do a proper update next just not feeling it atm
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Twitter ∞ Dan Howell
Fanfiction❝ @danisnotonfire is now following you ❞ A story about a girl who stumbles into an internet friendship with a boy on the other side of the world.
