Twitter ∞ Dan Howell

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Direct message from @danisnotonfire

@danisnotonfire: omg tomorrow is the day

@phanoclock: I KNOW YOU DON'T HAVE TO REMIND ME

@danisnotonfire: i'm legit excited to meet you lol 

@phanoclock: you make it sound like that is a surprise haha *cries* *senpai i'm not worthy* 

@danisnotonfire: haha sorry, that sounded mean :/ i just mean like i meet so many people and like i look forward to it as a whole, not meeting like individual people, so it's weird being like excited for one particular person 

@danisnotonfire: that does not make sense but do you sort of get what i mean? 

@phanoclock: haha yeah, i get it :) it would be hard meeting so many people

@danisnotonfire: it's tiring for sure, but totally worth it 

@danisnotonfire: each time i go out i kind of forget it's real, and you are all there to see me, a lanky, awkward lump with no social skills

@phanoclock: NO SOCIAL SKILLS pffft *has internet following of 6 million people*

@danisnotonfire: *has no idea why people follow him* 

@phanoclock: *thinks said person needs to believe in himself more*

@danisnotonfire: you're right haha, i'm far too self-deprecating

@phanoclock: well at least you're not an egotistical dick, that would be a lot worse

@danisnotonfire: v true 

@phanoclock: what you up to right now?

@danisnotonfire: just got out of the shower actually

@phanoclock: without me? ;)

@phanoclock: kidding, just channeling my inner fuck boy. plus i hate it when boys say that so DON'T EVER SAY THAT TO A GIRL

@danisnotonfire: haha noted. do a lot of boys say that to you?

@phanoclock: PSH oh yeah, for sure

@phanoclock: nah, the only boy action i get is from Barry who cleans the toilets at my work and that's only ever a greasy, yellow-toothed smile 

@danisnotonfire: romantic

@phanoclock: god i know right i'm really living the hot and dramatic life of every university student ever 

@danisnotonfire: what are you studying?

@phanoclock: well i'm in this weird course called 'design' atm which is boring and vague af, but i hope to move to architecture next year :) 

@danisnotonfire: ooh cool, you must be good at drawing then

@phanoclock: ehh not really, i'm okay i guess

@danisnotonfire: who's self-deprecating now hmm?

@phanoclock: haha okay, you're right, i'm actually pretty fucking good

@danisnotonfire: there's the meg we all love

@phanoclock: <3 thanks daniel have been feeling shit lately

@danisnotonfire: :( what's up?

@phanoclock: nah, nothing crazy, just your usual friend/family drama shit

@danisnotonfire: okay :( if you need to talk about anything i'm always here

@phanoclock: thanks dan ;) 

@phanoclock: oh fuck that was supposed to be a smiley face i promise i'm not an inappropriate creep

@danisnotonfire: it's all g, i've got my fair share of experience with inappropriate winking

@phanoclock: OOHHH I CAN'T BELIEVE I MISSED MAKING THAT REFERENCE

@danisnotonfire: snooze you lose 

@phanoclock: mn apparently

@danisnotonfire: what are you up to?

@phanoclock: crying and masturbating into a slice of pizza

@phanoclock: HAH

@danisnotonfire: omg it's cry into a slice of pizza and masturbate wrong way around

@phanoclock: LOL MASTURBATE INTO A SLICE OF PIZZA 

@phanoclock: LIL EXTRA TOPPINGS, ALL FOR FREE

@danisnotonfire: HAHAHAHA GOD NO STOP MEG 

@phanoclock: :D 

@danisnotonfire: smh 

@phanoclock: i'm actually trying to finish an assignment for next week but i can't concentrate lol too excited

@danisnotonfire: next week? pshhh you've got plenty of time

@danisnotonfire: but legit go do it, i want you to get into architecture :)

@phanoclock: ugh fine

@danisnotonfire: see you tomorrow meg x

@phanoclock: skdfbskjdfbs OKAY BYE ILY