@danisnotonfire
phil and i meeting a kangaroo today after my hand was penetrated by an emu [media attached]
11:12 a.m.
AN
attached media is obvs not dan and phil with a kangaroo but I GOOGLED THAT AND SAW THIS AND COULDN'T HELP MYSELF
THE HAIR ! SWEET BABY JESUS ON A CHEESE WHEEL
FOETUS PHIL WHAT A LEGEND
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