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@danisnotonfire: omfg is it 26 degrees where you are
@phanoclock: yassss be jealous bitch
@danisnotonfire: legit jealous it's summer in the UK and it's 19 degrees
@phanoclock: LOL SUCKED IN
@danisnotonfire: you're mean :(
@phanoclock: i'm sorry you precious little flower did i offend you?
@danisnotonfire: yeah a little :( my feelings got hurt mum
@phanoclock: did you just mum me
@danisnotonfire: i did
@phanoclock: hey daddy
@danisnotonfire: stop
@phanoclock: am i making you uncomfortable daddy?
@danisnotonfire: YES
@danisnotonfire: STOP PLS
@phanoclock: okay okay
@phanoclock: dad
@danisnotonfire: smh
@phanoclock: <3
@danisnotonfire: tell me something random about you meg
@phanoclock: ?? like anything??
@danisnotonfire: yeah
@phanoclock: okayyy hmmmmm.... i'm a scorpio and a practicing vegan and i wear pink on wednesdays
@phanoclock: JKS
@phanoclock: but seriously idk what to say
@danisnotonfire: anything
@phanoclock: okay um i used to think that potatoes were like grown up carrots when i was a kid
@danisnotonfire: ...
@phanoclock: legit i was a weird child
@danisnotonfire: holy crap i'm crying
@phanoclock: shut uppp
@danisnotonfire: that is so adorable
@phanoclock: *sighs* what's yours?
@phanoclock: and nothing i could know from your videos
@danisnotonfire: okay, how about... hmmmm well i used to be scared of dinosaurs
@phanoclock: hahahahah
@danisnotonfire: shut up i was a strange child
@phanoclock: hahahahahah
@danisnotonfire: :(
@phanoclock: omfg you're adorable
@danisnotonfire: i'm really not
@phanoclock: but dinosaurs are extinct confused why you were scared of them ??
@danisnotonfire: idk i think that toilet scene from jurassic park scared the shit out of me
@phanoclock: scared the shit out of me
@phanoclock: bc it was the toilet scene hah geddit
@danisnotonfire: wow you're so funny
@phanoclock: ikr
@phanoclock: oops my tutor just gave me evil eye for being on my phone in class gotta go
@danisnotonfire: bye x
@phanoclock: bye xx
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Twitter ∞ Dan Howell
Fanfiction❝ @danisnotonfire is now following you ❞ A story about a girl who stumbles into an internet friendship with a boy on the other side of the world.
