A Year of Stories (Collection Three)

Simply The Best: A Review

5/5 - Simply The Best Experience Money (And My Wife) Could Buy!

By Hamed-Anonis Zdenka Ril da Carvo

I don't usually write these things, actually I never write these, but I was so impressed this time, that I thought it was only right for me to share.

For my birthday, my partner bought me a MiracuCore's Full Life Luxury package, on a lark. I've been stressed at work, and she thought that seventy or eighty years strutting around as "entrepreneur" and living in some deeply ecologically unfriendly house would do me good.

At first I was skeptical, I've tried a handful of Full Life instantiations before, from Body Focus and Lazarus Systems, and I've always found them to be a little silly. Running around in a soft, meat husk pretending to be a short-lived sapient, seemed cheesy at best and dishonest at worst.

That is until I tried out MiracuCore's product!

What really separates their lives from the other firms, is the amount of detail they put into them. You don't just wake up as the scion of some widgets billionaire like most of the other companies, instead they arrange things so that your wealth and power develop gradually. I know you'll think I'm silly for saying this, but for a while there in my thirties, I actually forgot that the whole thing had been arranged for me ahead of time!

There service is also fantastic. When you get sick or lonely or find yourself at the wrong end of some bizarre mammalian danger, you're just one neuro-stabalized, tight-beam message away from a crack team of customer service specialists who will be there in seconds to work things out before they get out of hand.

I think what I like most is how gentle they are with the sapients. A lot of these companies treat them like animals, and don't mind ruining their lives for the sake of the customer. This has always seemed distasteful to me, while this might not be a popular opinion, I've always felt that we're guests in their world and we should treat with a little more respect than that.

In all my time working with MiracuCore they only had to kill a single sapient on my request, and even then, it was as gentle and respectful a death as I've ever seen.

I would highly suggest anyone try this product, especially if you're feeling a little stressed out, there is nothing quite like trying on another life or two, to really give you some perspective on your own.