Chapter 120- Death Light's Poem

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Aphmau's P.O.V

Aphmau: MAX PUT THAT DANG CAMERA AWAY!!

Max: NO! BESIDES THIS WILL GET LIKE A MILLION VIEWS!

Zane: IS MY HUMILIATION FUNNY TO YOU!

Max: yes

Max recorded zane talking in his sleep about how he's gonna marry pinki pie.. Were currently at olive garden waiting for the waiter to come over so we can order our food.

Aphmau: THIS IS JUST TO INZANE huehuehuehue

Everyone: ugggghhhhhh

Aaron: no.puns.please

Ross: IMMA SQUIRREL

Barney: i's thoughts yous weres a's narwhals

Ross: IMMA NARWHAL BAKA

Jin: another normal day..

A waiter came and I ordered lasagna and of course a ton of breadsticks. Everyone ordered exept barney

Waiter: excuse me sir what would you like?

Barney: i's wants dirts

Shoot i know where this is going..

Waiter: dirt..? Im sorry sir but thats not on the menu-

Barney: ARE'S YOUS KIDDINGS MES!!

Waiter: wait.. I remember you.. AAAAAAAAAAAAA

IT WAS THE SAME WAITER AS LAST TIME BARNEY HAD THAT LITTLE TANTRUM!

Aphmau: RRRUUUUNNNN

Waiter: AAAA I REMEMBER YOU TO!!!

He took off running out the door

Waiter: I QUIT!! SECURITY!

Aphmau: NOT AGAIN!

Aaron: wait what??

Aphmau: RUN!

We all booked it out the door before security came. This is why barney's not allowed in restaurants anymore..

Xx_-_FlashBack_-_xX

Waiter: hello welcom to Olive Garden what would you like

Barney: DIRTS!

Waiter: we dont have any

Barney: WHATS!! HOWS COULDS YOUS NOTS HAVES ANYS DIRTS!

Ross: YA YOU BAKA!

Waiter: baka.. SHUT UP SLOTH I AINT NO IDIOT!

Aphmau: did you just call ross a sloth..

Waiter: yes.. Im sorry ma'am excuse my anger but i will not allow a sloth to call me a ba-

Aphmau: HOW DARE YOU CALL HIM A SLOTH! THATS MY JOB!!!

Sky: ya done messed up

*PLEASE STAND BYE*

BARNEY: YA'S! LISTENS TOS JESS'S! I'S TOS WILLS-

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