Aphmau's P.O.V
Aphmau: MAX PUT THAT DANG CAMERA AWAY!!
Max: NO! BESIDES THIS WILL GET LIKE A MILLION VIEWS!
Zane: IS MY HUMILIATION FUNNY TO YOU!
Max: yes
Max recorded zane talking in his sleep about how he's gonna marry pinki pie.. Were currently at olive garden waiting for the waiter to come over so we can order our food.
Aphmau: THIS IS JUST TO INZANE huehuehuehue
Everyone: ugggghhhhhh
Aaron: no.puns.please
Ross: IMMA SQUIRREL
Barney: i's thoughts yous weres a's narwhals
Ross: IMMA NARWHAL BAKA
Jin: another normal day..
A waiter came and I ordered lasagna and of course a ton of breadsticks. Everyone ordered exept barney
Waiter: excuse me sir what would you like?
Barney: i's wants dirts
Shoot i know where this is going..
Waiter: dirt..? Im sorry sir but thats not on the menu-
Barney: ARE'S YOUS KIDDINGS MES!!
Waiter: wait.. I remember you.. AAAAAAAAAAAAA
IT WAS THE SAME WAITER AS LAST TIME BARNEY HAD THAT LITTLE TANTRUM!
Aphmau: RRRUUUUNNNN
Waiter: AAAA I REMEMBER YOU TO!!!
He took off running out the door
Waiter: I QUIT!! SECURITY!
Aphmau: NOT AGAIN!
Aaron: wait what??
Aphmau: RUN!
We all booked it out the door before security came. This is why barney's not allowed in restaurants anymore..
Xx_-_FlashBack_-_xX
Waiter: hello welcom to Olive Garden what would you like
Barney: DIRTS!
Waiter: we dont have any
Barney: WHATS!! HOWS COULDS YOUS NOTS HAVES ANYS DIRTS!
Ross: YA YOU BAKA!
Waiter: baka.. SHUT UP SLOTH I AINT NO IDIOT!
Aphmau: did you just call ross a sloth..
Waiter: yes.. Im sorry ma'am excuse my anger but i will not allow a sloth to call me a ba-
Aphmau: HOW DARE YOU CALL HIM A SLOTH! THATS MY JOB!!!
Sky: ya done messed up
*PLEASE STAND BYE*
BARNEY: YA'S! LISTENS TOS JESS'S! I'S TOS WILLS-
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Aphmau's Divine Secret's |Completed| (Book One)
FanfictionAphmau: listen, i know you don't remember me but Aphmau's not my real name Lucinda: ok? Aphmau: its athena. Yes. Athena Devine Phoenix, known as the light of the world, daughter of irene and the shadow lord. And i need your help *•*•*•*•*•*•*•*•*•*...