Au Pair ✔

clase de español

Hey there! First, I would like to thank you for clicking on my book and entering this crazy journey. This is going to be the first time I write a character this crazy (because she's mostly based off me, so prepare yourselves.) 

Okay, so, as mentioned before, Daniela is Puerto Rican, therefore, she's going to use a lot of curse words and phrases that I say or know, etc. This bit is to kind of explain what to expect in the book and explain some curse words. Mind you, the literal translations are weird, so I'll just translate the word to what we would say in English.

I'll still translate them in the chapter, but these words are the ones that I'll use the most.

1. "Coño" = Fxck

2. "Qué jodienda/chavienda" = it isn't really a curse word, it's more of an expression/phrase. You would say it when someone/something is bothering you. So, I guess "fxck off" could be a similar translation.

3. "Mierda" = I think we all know this one, haha, it's shxt.

4. "Sea la madre;" it's a shortened version of "maldita sea la madre que te pario," which literally translates to "damn the mother that gave birth to you." Sounds weird, right? Haha. Anyway, the use for the phrase is for when someone pisses you off. Maybe your friend keeps asking you to repeat yourself and you get annoyed that you have to say it so much. Basically, when something bothers you, you say this.

5. "Puñeta" = Fxck 

6. "Me cago en la madre que te pario" = literally translates to "I shit on your mom," but that's not what we use it for, haha. Most of these curses are for when something is bugging you, haha. You can say it to people or just inanimate objects (I do that a lot, especially if I hurt myself like I stubbed my toe on the bed or something, haha.)

7. Cabrón = motherfxcker, idiot, dumbass, etc.

8. Mama bicho = I won't use this one a lot, but it literally translates to "dick sucker."

9. Puta = whxre, slxt.

10. Pendejo = my favourite to use when I'm referring to a man! Haha, it means idiot.

And that's all for my Spanish lesson of the day!

I would also like to warn you about some content. Obviously there's going to be a lot of foul language because cursing is like my fourth language. And we're definitely having sexy scenes. I mean, you can't have a book with a hot Italian and not have some smut! Haha. There will also be a lot of music, since I adore music; it's one of my favourite things ever. 

Right now J. Balvin, Farruko, Yandel, etc are what my playlist consists of. So, I'll have a lot of that on the media and whatnot. You guys can listen to it or not, I know everyone has different tastes in music, but if you guys are interested in listening to some *vulgar, sexual, and just plain sexy* I mean reggaeton music, then there will be some here. I'll also have some sweet romantic music, but it'll be later on.

Lastly, I'll explain a bit about Luca. He's...he's going to get on our nerves at times, okay? He's basically a walking sex god and we'll just want him to tie us to his bed and have his dirty way with us (or maybe that's just me...) but he's stubborn and doesn't want to be with Daniela. He's attracted to her, but she's...crazy. As in, she's blunt and you might experience a lot of secondhand embarrassment, but she doesn't care. She'll tell him straight up she wants him to fxck her and not care. No filter, haha.

Basically, Luca is reserved and calm and just...boring. Daniela is fun and wild and lively. She doesn't mind going to strip clubs and acting like a fool because you only live once! However, just because Luca is "boring" doesn't mean he lacks in the sexual department (I mean, come on, what main man in my stories has ever lacked in the bedroom?! Even the freaking Alien was a sex god and he was a virgin! Haha.)

Expect strip club dates, boudoir photo shoots, raunchy sexting and maybe a bit of a "papi" kink. 

xoxo Luna 

P.s this is my jam right now. Unf I need me some sexy book character to tie me to his bed and do me to this song *cries forever, lmao* *drowns in holy water* oops!