Silvertongue: Aha! I finally know how to do it!
Narrator: What about the other sixteen times you supposedly knew how to do it?
Silvertongue: Psh, those were different.
Narrator: ... yes, right.
Silvertongue: Anyways, off to see Amethystglimmer. And I'm going classic!
*walks over to where Amethystglimmer is reading a book*
Silvertongue: So, Amethystglimmer... I got you a heart-shaped box of chocolates with heart-shaped chocolates inside heart-shaped holes! And you know where this gift will go? It will make you love me and therefor go to your heart, and since you are in my heart, this heart-shaped box of heart-shaped chocolates inside heart-shaped holes will go into my heart.
Amethystglimmer: excuse me what
Silvertongue: Summary: eat the chocolate and love me!
Amethystglimmer: Chocolate is poisonous to cats! You're trying to poison me! Murder! I could tell Loststar!
Silvertongue: Oh, that explains the thing on the label that says "not for animal consumption".
*Ammethystglimmer storms off and Silvertongue looks up the word 'consumption'*
Written by le Amazing Annco, hope you liked it!
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