Silvertongue: Hello, and welcome to my show! Today, I'm going to make Amethystglimmer jealous by taking a mate! *glares at audience* IT'S GOING TO WORK, STOP YOUR SYMPATHETIC HEAD-SHAKING.
author shakes head sympathetically
Silvertongue: Anyway, I need to find a she-cat--
Leafspot: HELLO I'LL BE YOUR MATE
Silvertongue: Well, that was quick. Uhh, should we make this official...?
Leafspot: OMG HEY CLAN SILVERTONGUE IS MY MATE
Silvertongue: Yep. Hahaha. Yeah.
Darkshadow: Congrats!
Moonmoon: Great job!
One of Moonmoon's apprentices: NO WAY he's settling down?? *faints*
Amethystglimmer: Finally, he got over me. Thank goodness. Come on, Glodheart <3
Silvertongue: *to camera* Pshhh, she's actually jealous, she's just hiding it.
Leafspot: HEY I WANT KITTENS SILVERTONGUE
Silvertongue: How about no....
Leafspot: WHAT? HOW COULD YOU
Silvertongue: *backs away uneasily* h-h-h-help
Leafspot: LOVE ME SENPAI
Silvertongue: Why me.........
Amethystglimmer: Hey, Leafspot, his denial is actually acceptance ;)
Leafspot: OMG REALLY? SILVERTONGUE I LUUUUUUUUUUUUV YOU
Silvertongue: Amethystglimmer!!! Help me!!!!
Amethystglimmer: *snorts* your fault you're in this problem. bai. Hey, Glodhart! Let's go visit our kittens!
Glodhart: aweedwsomne :DD
Silvertongue: noooooooooooooooooo!! This really backfired...
Leafspot: I LOVE YOU SENPAI
*camera abruptly fades to black as Leafspot tries to lick Silvertongue's cheek*
*camera turns back on*
Silvertongue: *whacks Leafspot unconscious with one paw* I hate my life
Leafspot: *gets up* SENPAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!
by ember
who can't write spoofs lol
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50 Shades of Silver
FanfictionSilvertongue, to say the least, is quite the smooth talker, according to one credible source (known as Silvertongue). But to the other cats of MoonClan, his words are like rocky road ice cream: Thick, stumbling, and full of chunks. When Silvertongue...
