Silvertongue: I've been looking up flirting methods online and I think I finally found the best way to win Amethystglitter's heart!
Leafspot: But why?
Silvertongue: Sorry?
Leafspot: Why do you need to win her heart?
Silvertongue: Because it's Amesthystglitter and she's majestic.
Leafspot: But I'm already here. You won my heart like sixty episodes ago.
Silvertongue: There haven't even been sixty episodes yet.
Leafspot: *exactly
Silvertongue: I...I'm going to leave now...If that's alright...
Leafspot: You have my heart. Wherever you go, I come.
Silvertongue: No, I'd rather you not...I'm just going to...
Leafspot: BUT SILVERTONGUE, I LOVE YOU *throws self onto Silvertongue*
Silvertongue: *extricates himself and runs for his life*
Leafspot: *watches balefully* I'll find a way to get you...mark my words, I will.
Silvertongue: Wow, alright, uh continuing with the episode after that disturbing and hopefully never reoccurring experience - this time, I'll help Amethystglitter with her emotional troubles! Then she'll view me as kind and caring and she'll finally find a way to express her undying love for me!
Amethystglitter: *walks by*
Silvertongue: Amethystglitter! I need to talk to you!
Amethystglitter: *sighs* Oh no, not again. What is it this time, Silvertongue?
Silvertongue: Do you have any problems? Anything I can solve? *sidles up* You know I'd help any way I can!
Amethystglitter: Ugh, no - well, actually yes. There is one problem.
Silvertongue: *grows hopeful* Tell me! I'll do it right away.
Amethystglitter: You. You're the problem. Go away
Silvertongue: I-
Amethystglitter: No. Scram. Glodhart, where are youuuu?
Silvertongue: But-
Glodhart: heyllo deer hru
Amethystglitter: *bats eyelashes* oh my god you care about my feelings so much I love you!
Silvertongue: Wha-
Glodhart: ily 2! kum un letz go lik ut ur keets!
Amethystglitter and Glodhart sashay away, with Glodhart turning back to throw a last comment at Silvertongue.
Glodhart: lol noob
agh Duskie here
I haven't written anything on here in so long
I'm sorry guys I'm not funny anymore
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50 Shades of Silver
FanfictionSilvertongue, to say the least, is quite the smooth talker, according to one credible source (known as Silvertongue). But to the other cats of MoonClan, his words are like rocky road ice cream: Thick, stumbling, and full of chunks. When Silvertongue...
