Silvertongue: I am undaunted! Today, I will get Amethystglimmer to love me <3
Amethystglimmer: Ha! I'll never love you, Silvertongue! I love Glodhart! <3 <3 <3
Glodhart: ii luv yuuo Amygtbjekgilimmer!
Silvertongue: That gives me an idea...
Silvertongue quickly ducks behind a tree and comes out wearing a glodhart suit.
Silvertongue: Now all I'll have to do is use bad grammar and spelling!
Amethystglimmer: Glodhart, love, where are you?
Silvertongue: iMmm ovvrre herrra!
Amethystglimmer: Thank goodness! Glodhart, I'm pregnant!
Silvertongue: ;-; ii meeen thssat AWEEWSOMNMME!! theeeir maaiy kitttss ritte?
Amethystglimmer: Yeah, they're yours <3 not that loser Silvertongue's. He's a ****
Silvertongue: ;-;
Amethystglimmer: I'd like to break his head open on a rock.
Silvertongue: ...
Amethystglimmer: >:) I love you though Glodhart. <3 <3 <3 <3
Silvertongue: mee tooow <#
Amethystglimmer: Hey, Glodhart! You can come out now!
Glodhart comes out, smirking
Silvertongue: ???
Amethystglimmer: Dude, I knew it was you the whole time. You didn't even change your name on the text.
Silvertongue: You mean...you mean...
Amethystglimmer: hate ya ;) Oh, and I actually AM pregnant. Wasn't joking about that.
Silvertongue: </3
you all know xD
hint: their name starts with "e"
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FanfictionSilvertongue, to say the least, is quite the smooth talker, according to one credible source (known as Silvertongue). But to the other cats of MoonClan, his words are like rocky road ice cream: Thick, stumbling, and full of chunks. When Silvertongue...