Silvertongue: Welcome to episode 49 of 50 Shades of Silver!
Amethystglimmer: *ears prick* Waiiit, so I only have to deal with you for like...two more episodes! Yes!!
Silvertongue: I'm going to pretend I didn't hear that.........................OK NO IT'S TOO HARD AMETHYSTBABY HOW COULD YOU
Amethystglimmer: calling women "baby" is so demeaning uGH go get a better nickname k thx
SIlvertongue: ...darling?
Amethystglimmer: On second thought, I don't want a nickname from you at all. Everything sounds gross coming from you
Silvertongue: ...I'VE GOT IT!
Amethystglimmer: What?
Silvertongue runs to the side quickly, the screen following him until Amethystglimmer is well out of earshot.
Silvertongue: I'll come up with an endearing nickname for Amethystglimmer! She'll be sure to love me then!
Glodhart: ddi u vn herr a veerd se sed?
Silvertongue: WHO LET GLODHART IN HERE?
Glodhart: i buogh ot ur predoozer
Silvertongue: ...Volebelly?
Volebelly: What? He gave me a lot of food for it
Silvertongue: Look, can we just cut to me charming Amethystglimmer and falling in love and having my kits--
Volebelly: Sorry, Glodhart ordered me to destroy those clips with the actress
Silvertongue: ...I was going to convince the audience that I finally succeeded!
Glodhart: lul hah nverrr sel'l awlas bi mene
Silvertongue: She had like three other mates don't get too full of yourself. Can we cont--
The screen suddenly changes
Silvertongue is pacing a room, muttering to himself.
Silvertongue: Darling, sweetheart, sugar, my love, mi amor...agh this is hard. Siri? Can you give me some things to call your significant other?
Siri Voice: Sweetie-pie, babe, honey, princess--
Silvertongue: THAT'S IT!
Siri Voice: --dreamboat, sunshine, juliet--
Silvertongue: SHUT UP
Siri Voice: --my queen, treasure, wifey, lovebug--
A scene cut, because siri won't shut up
Silvertongue: Hey, Amethystglimmer?
Amethystglimmer: ...yes?
Silvertongue: How are you doing, Princess?
Amethystglimmer: Considerably worse, since you started talking to me.
Silvertongue :'(
Amethystglimmer: Now go away.
Glodhart: hi babee
Amethystglimmer: Heyy darling
Silvertongue: ...I'll get her next time
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By ember
DU LIEST GERADE
50 Shades of Silver
FanfictionSilvertongue, to say the least, is quite the smooth talker, according to one credible source (known as Silvertongue). But to the other cats of MoonClan, his words are like rocky road ice cream: Thick, stumbling, and full of chunks. When Silvertongue...
