Silvertongue and Blackshadow are chilling out in Silvertongue's mancave.
Silvertongue: *eats some catnip* Y'knowwwww... why am I even 'goin after Amethystglitz in the first placeee?
Blackshadow: *looks at him pointedly* It's Amethystglimmer.
Silvertongue: She's just so roooooood. I shouldn't be in love with a meaniee!
Blackshadow: She wasn't mean when I was dating her.
Silvertongue: It's allll a part of her deceptionn. But who neeeds her anyway?
Blackshadow: Yeah, she liked shipping others too much. Boring!
Silvertongue: *head jerks up* *is suddenly sober* She likes shipping? I LOVE shipping! This is it! Today is the day I will win her over!
Blackshadow: Wut.
Silvertongue: Once she sees that we have so much in common, there is no way she'll ever be able to resist me!
Blackshadow: You're crazy.
Silvertongue: Off I go!
Blackshadow: You do that. I can keep burning through your catmint supply, right?
Silvertongue: Yeah, yeah, whatever. Do what you want.
Silvertongue races out of his mancave and into the center of camp. He sits down and begins writing down the names of passing cats.
Silvertongue: Aww, look at Creekear and Quailwing fighting! Nothing says "I love you" like vicious wrestling. Is that blood? Extra points!
Birchpaw: *approaches Silvertongue* What are you doing?
Silvertongue: Shipping all these lovebirds!
Birchpaw: You know that Creekear and Quailwing are brothers, right?
Silvertongue: Who cares? Incest for the wincest. Have you seen Amethystglimmer?
Birchpaw: I'm going to walk away now. *backs away*
Silvertongue: *pouts* He just doesn't understand the true art of shipping. Over there! Lichenfur and Russetleaf are arguing! That's another one!
Amethystglimmer: *approaches from behind* Are you... shipping cats?
Silvertongue: *turns and flips his sw00sh dramatically* Why, of course I am! Care to join?
Amethystglimmer: Would I? Yes! Who have you gotten so far?
Silvertongue: Creek X Quail and Lichen X Russet so far. I was also thinking that Birchpaw and Eaglepaw have been getting along fetchingly lately.
Amethystglimmer: Those are some... interesting ships. I'm personally a fan of Branchpelt and Rabbitwhisker. Y'know... considering that they are already mates...
Silvertongue: You haven't even heard my best ship!
Amethystglimmer: What is it? It better not be Rainpatch and Mudthorn. They hate each other!
Silvertongue: Even better!
Amethystglimmer: What is it?
Silvertongue: Silvertongue and Amethystglimmer!
Birchpaw: *from across camp* SMOOOOOOOTH!
Amethystglimmer: Ugh, me and you? Keep dreaming. I don't date cats that ship two brothers who are mortal enemies.
Silvertongue: *getting defensive* It's a great ship!
Amethystglimmer: *turns tail and sashays away* Better luck next time!
Silvertongue: *sulks back to mancave*
Blackshadow: I take it that it didn't go well.
Silvertongue: *mutters* Your mom didn't go well.
Blackshadow: *rolls eyes* Classy.
Brought to you by Feather. Those of you on Chatpad will definitely understand what this was inspired by ;)
~ Feather
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