Silvertongue: Perhaps since the last 24 times didn't work. You know what cats say "25th time is the charm."
Volebelly: No cat said that.
Silvertongue: *eyes sparkle* I was the first.
Volebelly: Who are you looking at?
Silvertongue: Amethystglimmer.
Volebelly: *grabs popcorn*
Silvertongue: *goes on InstaCat*
Amethystglimmer: *pulls out phone and sits on the grass*
Silvertongue: *walks over* What's up.
Amethystglimmer: You are in my space.
Silvertongue: My bad. *shuffles*
Volebelly: *chomps loudly on popcorn*
Silvertongue: What is your InstaCat?
Amethystglimmer: None of your business. I don't need some cat like you following me.
Silvertongue: *peeks over screen* It's Da_Glimmer_Of_Amethyst.
Volebelly: *starts to laugh*
Silvertongue: *gives mean glare*
Volebelly: *laughs more*
Amethystglimmer: *walks away* Whatever, creep.
Silvertongue: *follows Da_Glimmer_Of_Amethyst*
~~~~~~~ 2 days later~~~~~~~
Da_Glimmer_Of_Amethyst posted a picture.
Silvertongue: *screeches*
Volebelly: *laughs too much*
Silvertongue: *mean glare*
Silvertongue: *checks picture*
Da_Glimmer_Of_Amethyst
Silvertongue stop being obsessed then me. Thanks
Silvertongue: *cries*
~
I hope you enjoyed this spoof and have a great day. ~Whisper
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