Silvertongue lolls lavishly upon his throne, tossing his champagne around in his glass carelessly as his subjects work around him. Yellowstar enters.
Yellowstar: Silvertongue, what in StarClan's name have you done to my Clan?
Silvertongue: That's Silverstar to you, and I haven't done anything I'll have you know
Yellowstar: Silverstar? I'm the leader here, not you! I'm Yellowstar, leader of Sun/Moon/IdekClan!
Silverstar: No, I don't think so, Yellowfur
Yellowfur: Who died and put you in charge?
Silverstar: My old ways of finding love, of course! Silly poems and ambiguous ideas won't get me the she-cat of my dreams, because you know what they really want?
Yellowfur: The opposite of you?
Silverstar: No! They want a leader! A rich, powerful and glamorous leader to sweep them off their paws, and taking over SunClan for my own will get me there!
Yellowfur: But you don't know the first thing about leading a Clan!
Silverstar: And you do?
Yellowfur: ...
Silverstar: Fetch me my servants, peasant!
Yellowfur: Bubblefur! Rubberbutt!
Incoherent screaming erupts from the crowd as the old favourites from WFE return
Bubblefur: *glares at Yellowfur* what do you want
Rubberbutt: Make it quick, I've got a meeting with all the dead characters of the CG franchise to discuss our funerals
Silverstar: I need you to lure Amethystglimmer into this den so I can wow her with my superiority!
Bubblefur: *rolls eyes* whatever
Silverstar: Ah, I can't wait to finally win her over! She'll swoon as soon as she sees me
Yellowfur: ... I believe Amethystglimmer is on her way, I hear her talking to Bubblefur
Silverstar: *screams* *fixes appearance*
Bubblefur: ... and that's how I saved seven hundred kits from a burning building!
Amethystglimmer: You're so brave! Wanna be mates?
Bubblefur: sure!
Amethystglimmer: lit
Silverstar: DAMMIT
Yellowfur: Right, well, now that's failed, I'll take my name and den back *kicks him out*
Silvertongue: Richness can't buy a she-cat, I guess...
Yellowstar: Nah, it can, you've just got a horrible personality!
Silvertongue: -_-
~Written by Hazel lmao~
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