Hazelfern: *screams internally* RIGHT THAT'S IT I'VE RUN OUT OF IDEAS FOR THIS STUPID LOVE STORY
Hazel walks over to a mirror and stares awkwardly back at her reflection, a deep sense of hurt in her eyes. She breathes deeply, staring back into her own clouded blue eyes, ans then it hit her
Hazelfern: Opposite Day!
Amethystglimmer: Huh?
Hazelfern: At the click of my fingers you'll be madly in love with Silvertongue!
Amethystglimmer: Who?
Silvertongue: Did somebody say my name? *sees Amethsyt* oh dear lord what do I look like HELLO NICE LOOK YOU AMESTHYTGLIMMER
Amesthytglimmer: English, speak it
Hazelfern: At the click of my fingers, Silvertongue will be desired by everyone in the entire CG character reel!
Silvertongue: Goodness gracious, I'm ready, do it
Hazel snaps her fingers. Redpaw wanders in and Amesthyglimmer leaves. The world implodes
Redpaw: *gasps* SILVERTONGUE?!
Hazelfern: uh oh
Silvertongue: What have you done?
Redpaw: I think I.... I think... I... I'm in love with you!
Silvertongue: I hate the sight of you Nutweed
Redpaw: I love you Silvertongue! Have my kits!
Silvertongue: That's uh, that might be a bit impossible...
Redpaw: I can't do this alone, I must grab reinforcements
Hazelfern: *leaves*
Silvertongue: Nut? Hazelnut? Where are you-
The Entire Evil Plan Cast: WE LOVE YOU SILVERTONGUE!
Silvertongue: *runs away screaming as about twenty cats chase him out of the 50 Shades Office*
Hazelfern: *comes back* Right, well, we've learnt one thing today
Amesthytglimmer: Learnt what? That love isn't achievable by sorcery?
Hazelfern: No silly, that mirrors are evil and impose self-hatred amongst the galaxy
*smash*
[I don't even know I've lost my mind help]
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