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Candy Talks Crap || Rant book 1 ✔
RandomMy first rant book. Full of pointless crap.
Candy Talks Crap || Rant book 1 ✔
Table of contents-
Intro Thingy
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What Candy Does When She Should Be Writing
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Why Bother?
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Stoned Garfield
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One Evanstan Mess, Cause That's What This Part Pretty Much Is
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I Need A Job...
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OMFG
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I FINALLY FUCKING GOT IT!!!
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Do You Have The Time...
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I Have No Words...
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IDEK... feat. three of my Funko POPs
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I Made Something Dumb
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Stucky Makes Me Happy
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Serious Pout Mode Activated
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HAMTARO!!!!
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DEAD
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Struggles
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SOMEONE TAKE THIS AWAY FROM ME BEFORE I GET TOO ADDICTED TO IT
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IDEK... The One That Started It All...
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Not A Definite Thing, But Thinking About It
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Christmas Tomorrow, And I'm Not Prepared
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HE'S SO TINY
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I MISS THIS SHOW SO GOD DAMN MUCH!
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Frodo Baggins Appreciation Post, Cause Why The Fuck Not?
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Happy Winter Boo Bear
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I Need More Plums...
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Why Do I Submit Myself To This Torture?
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I Have More Plums
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Top Ten Favorite Bands
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Help
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I Miss Him...
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HECK YES
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Can YouTube Just Stop??
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@ WiFi, Stop Being Such A Cock
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FLUFFY PUPPY BILLIE
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Little Thing I Just Noticed...
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I Just Wanna...
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Bleurgh
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Ice Cream Trucks
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Starbucks
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Top 5 Fictional Characters I've Gotten Attached To
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Bloody Freaken Hell...
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Pirates of the Caribbean
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Is This What Happened In Budapest??
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Got The Case, But Where The Fuck Did The Disc Go??
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Death
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Holy Fuck, I Need This Like, Right Now!!
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The WiFi Is Being A Cock Again...
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"Look, an undead monkey."
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Well... That's Just...
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My Sketch Books Kinda Resemble Dan And Phil In A Way
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MORE BRUCE BANNER
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THIS ISN'T HELPING ME KEEP TO A WRITING SCHEDULE
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IT'S MY BABY'S BIRTHDAY
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THE INTERNET IS HERE
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I'm Trying To Watch The Care Bears, You Wanker
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Danisnotonfire Threw A Pen At Me!
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Candy Is Hella Excited For This Fic!
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Little Shit...
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"Drink Up Me Hearties Yo Ho!"
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This Is Too Frustrating...
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Holy Shit! Thank Fuck!
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My Cereal Looks Like E.T...
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I Feel Like I'm The Only One...
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Okay, Fuck This
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WORK YA BASTARD!
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I Forgot That This Happened TBH
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Help, IDK What Cover To Use For My FernDaisy Fic
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Honestly...
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I Actually Really Love This Album, Like??
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I Like Phil Better Than Dan. There, I Said It
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I Hate Cutting Up Onions...
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Club Penguin
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Pretty Sure The Forecast Said It Was Meant To Be Raining Today...
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I Have This Ship, That I'm Not Sure If It's Weird Or Not To Ship...
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When You Have Both Paperback And Hardback Copies Of The Same Book...
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Actually Really Love This Cover To A Warrior Cats Fanfic I Just Made
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You Know The Feeling When...
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Hmm... Is It Even Worth It?
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I've Been Making Covers, Instead Of Actually Writing... Whoops!
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I Think My Stereo Is Possessed By Satan...
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Okay, But Keira Knightley Is Fucking Gorgeous
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Meow...
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What... No!
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I Can't Seem To Stop Making Covers For Warriors Fanfics....
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STOP! IT!
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They're Green... They're Actually Green...
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Look At This Grumpy Little Shit
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Look At The Doggo
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UMM....
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Miiight Be Off Wattpad For A While
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May 1st! Updates Are Back On!
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Not My Area Of Fanfiction, But...
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Wot....
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@PhanTrash_Kiwi LOOK AT IT, YOU POTATO
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Well Shit...
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*Sweats Nervously*
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IDK...
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FUCK, FINALLY!
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These Are Some Nice Bottoms
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Fandom I'm In That I Actually Kinda Hate...
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This Is Too Much
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I'm Screaming
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Ugh
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oh no no no. please let this be one big joke...
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Okay, Fuck You, Supernatural
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Gonna Kinda Disappear For A Wee Bit
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I've Been Avoiding All Social Media To Avoid Pirates Spoilers
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Been At Waihi All Day
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Hmm... Does This Play A Part In Why I Ship Sparbossa I Wonder...
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*Bisexual Screeches*
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MY SON
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Pirates of the Caribbean, Dead Men Tell No Tales *SPOILER ALERT*
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It Feels Really Fucking Weird And Too Quiet Round Here
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Hobbits Are So Small, I Love Them
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OH, THANK STARCLAN
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I Say Frodo Is My Little Hobbit Son, But So Is Pippin
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I Got Tagged By The Lil' Hedgehog Mama, Evren
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This Is So Entertaining
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Sherlock And John Are In 221B Baker Street Now
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We Found Gollum/Sméagol
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Angry Little Hobbit
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"I'm going on an adventure!" ~ Bilbo Baggins
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I Drew My Sons
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DING DING DING!
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Are You Kidding Me?
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This Bottle Is Rather Pretty
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I Relate
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Soon, My Son. Soon
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MY SON, FRODO!
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This Is Beautiful
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HAH! WHAT AM I DOING?!
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This, Was Actually A Pretty Decent Find
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Just Sitting Here...
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I Did Something
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Is It Bad...?
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Well... I'm A Little Disappointed Now...
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Lowkey Want To Write This For Some Reason...
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Does Anyone?
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Gaahh...
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No Context, Just My Puppy Sebastian
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It's Done...
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Cause Of Death; STEVE FUCKING ROGERS
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Looks Like Nala Is Sleeping In My Room Now
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I Is Exhausted...
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I Don't Really Expect You Guys To Have Heard Of This Show, But...
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I Wasn't Tagged In This, I'm Just Doing This Out Of Boredom
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#SlytherinPride
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I Might Have A Job Soon
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For Once, I'm Actually Pleased With Myself For Sticking To A Writing schedule...
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He Be Birthday Boy, Sebby Stan
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Huh...
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This Is Actually Really Weird And Crazy...
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OKAY, BUT DOES ANYONE REMEMBER THIS SHOW?
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Ugh, Why...
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I Don't Want Him To Go...
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Okay, How The Fuck Do I Fix This...?
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Ugh, I Need Money...
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I Have A Sudden Urge To Re-Watch LOST...
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Alrighty, I've Made Up Me Mind
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Ugh, I Need To Sort This Out...
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Bloody Fucking Hell...
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Heh
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Son Of A Bitch...
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You Know What I Find Rather Annoying?
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That Feeling When...
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Introducing Sad Angry Dirty Hobo #1 And #2
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I Am Fucking Hyped For This Fic
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Well... Now I Wish I Didn't Already Have This Book...
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REALLY?!
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Job Interview
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Job Interview pt 2
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Look At The Little Kitten
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Doctor WHO Book?
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I Made A Thing... A Doctor WHO Thing
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Job Interview pt 3
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The Doctor
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Geez... I've Been Calling A Lot Of Fictional Characters My Sons Lately...
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This Can Is Satisfying For My Inner Comic Book Nerdiness
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IT'S 2 AM, AND THIS IS HILARIOUS
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OoOoOoO
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Please Do
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It's So, Kiwi?
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Look At My New Funkos
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It Makes Me, Really Happy
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Did They Really Just... Wow...
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Ackk... Why Does It Bother Me So Much...
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A Ship Taggy Thing That I Found Somewhere
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Dan And Phil... Coming To New Zealand...
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I Think I've Already Mentioned This In Here, But Oh Well
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John Locke, Or Johnlock?
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Hey. Go Follow This If Ya Want
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INFINITY WAR BITCH
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Ooh! Yes Please, Precious!
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UGH, FOR FUCKS SAKE, REALLY??
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OH GOD, THAT'S WORSE
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FINALLY
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SEBASTIAN WAS ON THE ELLEN SHOW, FUCK YEAH!
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UM NO I SLYTHERIN, NOT GRYFFINDOR
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The End.
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