These Are Some Nice Bottoms

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by killingkilgrave

by killingkilgrave

I can't sleep, so... Here's just some people of certain ships that I ship that are definitely the bottom.

Now, I actually don't really care all that much who actually tops and who bottoms in ships, but this whole part is really more of a preference that I have... For the most part anyway...

James Buchanan Barnes, or Bucky Barnes is definitely bottom in Stucky. Even back in the 1930s when Steve Rogers was a tiny skinny little punk, Bucky was a hella bottom. Look at that beefy lil' old plum.

Castiel is most definitely the bottom in Destiel. Like?? Have you even seen him?? And Dean??

Captain Jack Sparrow is also definitely a bottom... My lame ass ships him with Barbossa, okay?? But yup. Jack is definitely bottom in Sparbossa.

Daniel Howell is a fucking bottom in Phan. Look at that rat. Wait, I think I got the wrong photo off Google...

Hold up...

Here we go! That fucking shit is bottom, not Phil.

thatonekellicshipper you'll agree with this one... Vic Fuentes is a little bottom in Kellic. Just look at that rat.

Okay, actually in Kellin I think that Kellin and Vic are more or less versatile, and basically all my Kellic fics have Kellin as bottom, but... I still think Vic is a fucking bottom.

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TWINK TWINK TWINK TWINK.

SEBASTIAN STAN IS A MOTHERFUCKING BOTTOM IN EVANSTAN. CHRIS EVANS DOMINATES HIS ASS. LOOK AT THE LIL' ROMANIAN PUPPY!!

Wait, that's technically Seb as TJ Hammond in the mini series Political Animals... His character is gay.

Where's a pic of that fucking dork as himself...

Here we are. Fucking boooooootttttttttttooooooooommmmm. Sebastian Stan is hELLA BOTTOM. AND TINY SMALL SEBBY IN SOME OF HIS FIRST ROLES, HE LOOKS LIKE A FUCKING TWINK!

Imma just stop there with the Sebastian Stan part right now... Fucking life ruiner that bastard is... Here I was thinking I'm gay, but really am bisexual...

...

Is this really what I've become? Almost 19 - wait... Shit. I'm 19 on Sunday (May 14th)... Wtf... - and talking about guys who aren't even gay (as far as I know) are bottom in ships I ship with them in??

... I don't know if I regret my life choices or not...

I'm, just gonna end this part here...

~ Candy might be loosing it, and it's all Sebastian Stan's fault...