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answers :)

answers to the q&a! (I'll update as more people ask)

taehyung:

are you crushing on le sunshine hoseok or le chimbooty jimin? or are you perhaps planing a threesome. not that i mind much but please do include yoongi. we don't want you to be murdered :3

I like hoseok. jimin and yoongi can fuck all they want for all I care. I'm glad jimin likes yoongi. I get hobi all to myself :)

hoseok:

did you really not like chimchimkimchi? or were you just angry :(

if you feel lonely you can always marry me??? I mean

*in manly voice* if you're down I'm down

idk if you're a guy but I'm gay?

I loved jimin, i was just pissed off he left me so easily for yoongi.

yoongi:

how did you even start smoking? :( where are yer parents ermehgerd??!?!?!?!?

oh and kinky much wink wink honk honk

ah I started smoking a while ago because I thought I would try it since so many people found it addicting. and they're both dead, Mr and Mrs park are always at work

jimin:

so what's up with your parents? where did they go? are you up for kinkay as fudge or a threesome/foursome? no? ow.. okay then.

just wondering.. what do you think about smoking?

ah my mom and dad are always at work and stuff

I hate smoking. it scares me, like it kills you. death doesn't sound fun

jungkook:

Hiii :3 how are ya? so here's the plan *claps hands together* *moves my hand pointing towards you* vkook?

hello!! I am good, thank you for asking. but who are you pointing to? and who is vkook?

Mr park:

can i have parents like you please?

we would be up for adopting honestly

mrs park:

can I have parents like you please? you guys are goals

like the soccer kinda goal? because I don't know how that's a compliment. but I thought all parents were like us? supportive? you know?

yuna:

hi can't wait to meet you!! what's your part in the story? please don't be some stuck up ex that's like yandere as fudge cus I really like yer name

the only ex I ever got was that one time at the x factor, they didn't like my singing

me :)))):

are u enjoying writing this as much as I am reading this? cause this is greatness I love this book a lot. btw wanna be friends? I'm kinda a lonely pie

aw thank you!! this was fun to write but I personally don't like the way it turned out. but ofc we can be friends! go ahead and dm me on ig at btsplease or pm me or something!!

namjoon:

*cough* so.. namjin? does that sound good? because I think it sounds good

what's namjin? is that a new clothing line

(leave more questions here or on the Q&A chapter if ya want)