South Park oneshots /multishots

The asshole next door

Y/N p.o.v

I was siting in my room on my iPad reading fan-fiction when something hit my window.

Y/N" what the hell?"

I  sat up and looked out my window to see Eric Cartman. What does he want now? I opened my window and looked down at the asshole .

Cartman" hey y/n"

Y/n " what do you want Cartman?"

Cartman" look I know all I do is bully you and hurt you but the truth is-"

But then he was cut off by Stan and Kyle.

Stan " hey fat ass"

Cartman looked at them then back up at me and flipped me off. What the hell is his problem.

Cartman" fuck you bitch!"

Y/n" fuck you fat ass"

I shut my window and laid back down and continued my fanfiction  why the hell did he even bother me? Ever since I moved here all him and his stupid friends do is bully me and hurt me, I only have one real friend and that's Wendy . Oh I should text her.

Wendy-BFF
Y/n - n/n.          ( your nick name)

N/n-hey girl

BFF-hey what's up

N/n-the fat ass next door he threw a rock at my window and was acting nice but then his friends came and he was his usual asshole self.

BFF- I heard that he likes you

N/n - all he does is bully me there is no way he likes me

BFF- he's a boy he just doesn't want to look like a wimp in front of his guy friends

N/n- I guess that makes sense thanks girl I gotta go

BFF- ok bye good luck

N/n- bye thanks

I sat up and put me phone in my pocket I can't lose that again ( I lose my phone in my blanket)

Mom" y/n Eric is here to see you "

What the fuck does he want now oh fuck it .

Y/n" send him up"

My bedroom door opened and revealed Cartman.

Y/n" send him up"

My bedroom door opened opened revealing Cartman .

Y/n " what do you want now"

Cartman " I'm sorry that I've been an asshole since you moved here and well "

He's never been like this before maybe Wendy was right but if so can I ever like him?

Y/n " yes Cartman?"

Cartman " I really like you but I don't wanna look like A pussy "

Y/n" I don't hate you but We can be friends then we will see what happens "

Cartman " really you mean it?"

Wow he's acting like a kid on Christmas morning

Y/n" yes I do really mean it "

Cartman " oh my god thank you , you won't regret this "

He surprisingly hugged me then pulled away smiling. I hope I don't end up regretting this..