"Chan, get your phone to shut up." Seungkwan mumbles, throwing popcorn at the male. Chan groans as he rolls over for his phone. His hand smacks Vernon right in the face and the male screams. "God, Chan! Did you forget how close you made me lay next to you because you can't handle scary movies?" Chan smacks the older in the face again.
"Hey, can you pass me my phone?" Chan mumbles. Vernon grumbles as he grabs the device from the table besides him. Chan unlocks it after seeing all the messages from Junhui.
nasty jun: it's only been two hours but this is a SHIT HOLE
nasty jun: gyu didn't come bc he didn't wanna be hit on, wonu is fucking shit drunk and trying to hit on some fucking girls knowing damn well he likes dick, and hao is grinding up on some guy
me: what are you doing
nasty jun: on the couch keeping my eye on the gay assholes
me: have you drank anything??
nasty jun: uh was given a shot of hennesy and someone gave me a disgusting ass wine cooler so i handed it to hao and he kind of just chugged it down
nasty jun: UM MINGHAO ISNON THE MOVE WHY ARE ALL MY FRIENDS DRUNK AND HORNY THAT SHOULD BE ME
nasty jun: oh my god hao's getting dragged upsTAIRS JSJSJSJ
nasty jun: WHAT DO I DO IF I LEAVE AND FOLLOW HAO SOMETHING MIGHT HAPPEN TO WONU
me: grab wonu
nasty jun: hm ure RIGHT
nasty jun: lol ure so smart baobei
nasty jun: grabbed wonu's hand he's whining abt how he was so close to getting tht pussy but he wasnt she looked so unpleased
nasty jun: oh my god wonu just screamed woop di doo as he opened the bathroom door
nasty jun: MINGHAO IS MAKING OUT WITH SOMEONE IN THIS BATHRUB DKDJJS wonu scREAMED WOOP DINDOO AGAIN AND THEN WHOO WHAT THE DUCK??
nasty jun: the guy left but nu and hao?? are fucking dancing in the bathroom?? these dudes are gonna have the worst hang over ever
me: hey its a christmas party what are u wearing
nasty jun: glADYOU ASKED BAOBEI
nasty jun:
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me: are you serious
junhui: YES BAOBEI ALWAYS
me: tbqh i didnt expect this
junhui: really?? as soon as nu and hao saw me they were like "i fucking knew it"
