Conceptual Poetry

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*deep breath*

*exhale*

*deeper breath*

*holding*

*holding*

*holding*

*holding*

I HATE CONCEPTUAL POETRY!!!

*deep breath*

Okay, sorry, I have been keeping that in for two weeks.

*gets distracted by boiling strawberry jam*

I'm attempting to make strawberry jam in the microwave... anyway.

We've been going through our poetry unit in my Dual Credit Lit class and I hate it. I wanna go back to horror. I don't understand conceptual poetry nor do I give a lick about it. That being said... I had to make some. Yay. Basically our professor said to plagiarize something, the only time on college when you are allowed to plagiarize. Otherwise, DON'T PLAGARIZE! You'll get kicked out, kids. So all we had to do was find something to take, sculpt and change it a little, and voila, done.

So, what did I do? I plagiarized from the one author I respect above all others. *hangs head in shame* I am a despicable human being.

And here's what I came up with:

And here's what I came up with:

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Tada.

Oh, and it is defs possible to make strawberry jam on the microwave. Who knew?!

Gotta love America.

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