iMessage- Reddie ☼

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go fuck yourself-two feet

-he's a bitch-

Eddie; who was that guy on Richie's snap?

Bev; who are you talking about Eddie?

Eddie; that guy who looked like 25 and sorta like a combo of me and Stan?

Stan; ew. Ugh. Now I can't unsee that thanks a fucking lot

Eddie; but I thought Richie had a date tonight.

Bill; maybe it was canceled

Eddie; that makes no sense

Ben; Richie told u he was going on a date?

Eddie; at school the other day he asked me for like a bunch of advice

Stan; I'm laughing

Stan; why would he ask you? You have dated like one person and you didn't even realize it was a date until they tried to kiss you goodnight

Eddie; that's because what guy would ask another dude out? I thought we were just gonna grab a slice of pizza

Bev; oh sweetie

Mike; what did I miss? I was driving

Stan; idk, you have eyes right?

Stan; scroll up and read.

Ben; haha

Mike; gurl! That guy does look like a combo of Eddie and Stan Hahahaha

Bill; yeah, but like somehow not as cute as either of them

Stan; what?

Eddie; ... uh...

Bev; oooo does bill have a guy crush?

Bill; no.

Ben; oou he's being defensive

Stan; wtf

Bill; guys, I'm practically married

Stan; haha that's funny

Bev; ok, and who are you practically married too?

Bill; Jesus

Mike; that my homeboy

Eddie; but seriously what happened to his date?

Mike; maybe he dicked out

Stan; dicked out??

Bev; I'm- hahahha

Mike; yeah, cause dicks are weak

Eddie; but the phrase is pussied out

Mike; but pussies are stronger than dicks

Bev; preach baby

Ben; Oo call me baby

Bill; oh my goodness you are so weidd

Bev; haha weidd?

Stan; one time I did the weed

Eddie; haha "did the weed"

-Bev to Stan-

Bev; can I just tell him?

Stan; first, no. Second, if anyone should/would tell him it'd be Richie.

Bev; but he keeps texting Richie on his date

Stan; what is he saying?

Bev; "wtf Richie I thought you were going on a date."

Stan; uh huh

Bev; to which Richie replied, "ok, and?"

Bev; and then Eddie responded with"and I said if u are gonna cancel the date for any reason, do you wanna hang out after?"

Stan; Oof, richie done goofed

Bev; and do you know what Richie replied to that with?

Stan; a "hell yes Eddie spaghetti"?

Bev; gurl, that is exactly what he said

Stan; he's so fucking dumb

Bev; so now richie is mad bc his date thinks he isn't interested in the date bc he keeps texting Eddie

Stan; tell Richie to stop texting Eddie and that we will take care of it

Bev; girlie, I already did.

Stan; then let's go take care of it

-he's a bitch-

Eddie; listen, I know you guys are hiding something from me

Stan; that's a lie

Ben; he saw straight through us

Mike; wtf are you talking about

Bev; Eddie the truth is...

Eddie; yeah?

Stan; Beverly..

Bev is typing...