iMessage- Reddie ☼

Eddies a playahh 93

Midsummer madness- 88rising, Joji

The next chapter is the last chapter

I love you hoes!!!!!

- frick. I'm gonna cry when this is over

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Richie; can you guys believe this is the last chapter?

Eddie; let's get in our I love you's before we can't say it anymore

Richie; I love you.

Stan; I love you too

Eddie; rich, I love you more than words can express, you mean absolutely everything to me and I'm so glad that we are dating. You make me so happy and I just want you to know that I will never stop loving you. Also I love everyone else too.

Mike; aww I love you all

Bev; I'm crying I love you sm guys

Bill; love you too

Richie; babe. You make me so happy too

Ben; I love you guys

Bill; remember last week at the bar

Richie; oh my goodness yeah eds got so drunk

Eddie; no I didn't

Bev; you took you pants off and started twerking on Richie and me

Stan; ooo eddies a playahhh

Mike; all I remember is Stan fucking me in the bathroom

Stan; MIKE! Stfu

Bill; you were all wild

Ben; you were too bill. You had two drinks and started flirting with every girl there

Bill; yeah? What about you?

Ben; I was the designs driver. I had a water and danced with Bev

Ben; it was really fun

Bev; it really was sweetie

Richie; that was such an amazing night

Eddie; yeah. It really was

Stan; raise your hand if you're high rn

Richie; me

Stan; me

Bev; me

Eddie; smh Babe

Ben; I can't say I didn't expect that

Mike; wow we love smoking icons

Bill; weed dweebs

Richie; weed warriors*

Eddie; rich, I love you, but no

Stan; ^

Mike; I love how Stan is just embracing his richie kink now

Eddie; I can't say I relate

Ben; Oof man

Bev; stan stop hitting on Richie! We all know he's hot but you've gots a manz and so does he!

Ben; so do you

Bev; baby you know I love you and think you're hot

Bill; *is left out always*

Eddie; bill you aren't left out

Richie; bill u wanna hear a secret

Bill; sure! :)

Richie; fuck you

Richie; jk jk the secret is...

Eddie; what's the secret?

Mike; are we gonna get to know

Bev; I feel abandoned

Ben; wow Richie done did us dirty

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Richie; the secret is I had a crush on you when I was little, but you had always liked Bev so you know whatever. Also I wasn't out at the time... and I was scared to tell you

Richie; I still sorta am scared to tell you this

Bill; wow. That's so sweet.

Bill; when was it

Richie; uh like when we were really little like 5-9 it was a big crush ngl haha ok bye now

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Bill; aww that's such a sweet secret

Eddie; what's the secret

Mike; I need to know

Ben; we are desperate

Bill; I'm gonna tell them Richie

Richie; no

Bev; yes

Stan; omg I know the secret hahaha

Bill; you knew Richie had a crush on me?

Stan; WHAT?!?

Mike; huh?

Eddie; when?

Stan; I thought this was about your sex dream about bill and Eddie 

Ben; omg when he was like 6? I remember that- the crush, not the dream. I never knew about the dream...

Eddie; what? I never knew this!... either of those thing wtf

Ben; well I didn't think it was a crush I just thought he was scared of bill. Not in like a bill is scary type of way but in a what if bill doesn't like me type of way

Richie; it's ok tho bc everything worked out for the better. I'm with eds and I'm in love

Bev; I love that for you

Eddie; if bill tries to take my man I'm coming for the kill!

Bill; it's okay dude. U know I like pussy. And I'm not just saying that like you. I actually only like pussy.

Bev; you are so kind to females

Bill; ok I try

Ben; she was joking

Bill; I know this, and I love you

Ben; don't quote parks and rec to me

Richie; yeah we don't wanna argue over which show is better again (the office, obviously)

Eddie; wow. Rude. Love you tho

Stan; wow we get it you're in love. Well me and mike are too

Mike; we are?

Stan; well, yeah I know I haven't really said I'm in love with you. Like, I've said I love you but not that I'm in love with you, but I am

Mike; I am too, in love with you.

Bev; awww

Ben; this is so nice

Richie; I love us

Eddie; love all around -3-