Secrets-the weekend
So I'm gonna finish the book. It only took 3 mental breakdowns and five naps, but hey at least y'all are gonna get an ending eventually.
Richie; call me daddy
Eddie; lol why
Richie; don't even pretend like you don't want to
Eddie; y are you obsessed with people calling u daddy
Eddie; do you have a daddy kink or something
Richie;...
Eddie;calling people daddy is gross
Richie; stop kink shaming me
Eddie; kink shaming is my kink
Richie; *horrified screech*
Eddie; yeah watch your back stan, your next
Stan; I don't have a kink.
Eddie; oh really...
Stan; yeah mike's the one with the kinks
Mike; HEY!
Stan; hi!!
Eddie; what?!? Mike you like getting choked??
Stan; pfthahah yes he does.
Stan; he likes being helpless
Richie; haha my man likes getting dicked down I see. Me too my good man, me too.
Mike; dude wtf!
Mike; stan has a kink too
Richie; oh I've gotta hear this
Stan; I'll never have sex with you again
Eddie; mood
Stan; I'm serious. I've waited 17 years what's another 79?
Eddie; Oof that's long
Mike; ughhhh fine
Richie; no tell me
Mike; he has a richie kink
Eddie; I can relate
Eddie; wait what?!?
Stan; wtf he's lying
Richie; I see stanny, you want a little of this for yourself.. well come by my place at 5
Eddie; what the fuck
Stan; okay.
Mike; jdiejdhwi I was kidding
Stan; nope too late. Me and rich are gonna fuck long and hard all night
Eddie; ok, what? I'm literally right fucking here
Richie; Eddie baby you can join
Mike; I'm extremely uncomfortable
Richie; you want an invite too babe?
Mike; hahaha
Stan; he does
Mike; dude!
Richie; hey, the more the merrier
Eddie; I am... disgusted
Stan; yeah this joke has gone a little too far
Richie; what joke baby? I can't wait to stick my cock so far up your ass you cum without being touched
Eddie; omg omg omg omg richie calm the fuck down
Richie; am I getting you excited hun?
*eddie left the chat*
Mike; omg are they gonna fuck or is he mad
Stan; idk wait to see if richie responds
Mike; how long are we gonna wait
Stan; how long has it been
Mike; 6 minuets
Stan; they are fucking
Mike; how do you know?
Stan; I don't want to say
Mike; oh now you gotta tell me
Stan; Richie fucking butt dialed me
Mike; oh no
Stan; mmhm I need to wash my ears out
Stan; Eddie is a screamer
Mike; I didn't need to know that.
Stan; me either!!!
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RandomEddie; well, now I feel bad Richie; why is that? Eddie; cause I'm not gay. Richie; oh. {HIGHEST RANK ON RANDOM #20}
