Bubblegum- clairo
Wow I love losing 249 followers:) this is the fucking worst day of my life, so thanks for that! @ everyone who unfollowed me for doing abso-fucking-lutely nothing wrong.
Eddie; *sent picture*
Richie; oh, wow😍
Eddie; *sent picture*
Richie; fuckkk
Richie; stop. You're so hot! Please have mercy!
Eddie; you like?
Richie; umm... let me get back to you about that...
Richie; YES! WHAT PART OF ME WOULDN'T LIKE THAT?
Eddie; I'm glad you like them
Richie; you made me hard
Eddie; well, I'd be sad if I didn't
Richie; omg you're killing me
Eddie; I want one!!!
Richie; oh, so now you want one?
Eddie; gawd yes
Richie; oh how the turns have tabled
Eddie; I think it's oh how the tables have turned
Richie; really?
Eddie; yeah
Richie; why did you have to send me two dickity pickities?
Eddie; because
Richie; I'm serious upset about it
Eddie; what?!? Why?!?!??
Richie; because you aren't with me.
Eddie; well then I'll come over
Richie; it's 2am
Richie; omg! 2 am is pillowtalk hour™️
Eddie; I know
Richie; hdjwkdbhei ah! Did you plan this???
Eddie; I said I had to pack n stuff
Eddie; that was the stuff
Richie; you got hard and took pictures and you waited till now to send them??!
Eddie; hahaha I guess lol
Richie; you're a tease Eddie Kaspbrak
Eddie; stan had to help me pick the right ones to send you
Richie; I really don't believe you
Eddie; ask him
Eddie; he hates every second of it
Richie; no- you didn't!
Eddie; I did I swear
Richie; aksjfien brb
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Richie; WHAT THE FUCK!
Richie; DONT LOOK AT MY BOYFRIENDS DICK EVER AGAIN!
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iMessage- Reddie ☼
RandomEddie; well, now I feel bad Richie; why is that? Eddie; cause I'm not gay. Richie; oh. {HIGHEST RANK ON RANDOM #20}
