iMessage- Reddie ☼

Having a mental breakdown 70

Boyfriend- the best screamo band ever aka big time rush

I hate myself :)

I don't know if I should continue this book bc I can't think of any good and fresh content

And that really makes me mad

Like it's honestly making me feel bad that I'm giving you guys shitty content and idk what to do about it.

I thought if I updated more often I'd get ideas but I haven't really gotten any ideas

I don't know what to do anymore

Anyway, enjoy!!

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Eddie; what's going on

Richie; the author is having a mental breakdown

Stan; and an identity crisis

Richie; haha you right

Eddie; well shit what does that mean for us?

Mike; we'll probably be left in the dust and be forgotten

Richie; MIKE! Don't scare the poor lad!

Eddie; so we'll be like those forgotten toys in Toy Story 3?

Stan; yeah pretty much

Richie; let's not think about that

Eddie; what!!! How could we not think about that

Richie; idk the author could say something like...:

Richie; fuck Mrs. garebaldie

Stan; what happened with Mrs. garebaldie

Richie; I was at the grocery store stocking the shelves and she walks over to me and

Mike; hahah

Richie; she says oh hey "lanky man-boy, come help me grab this off the shelf."

Mike; that's even funnier than I imagined

Eddie; well she is like 73

Richie; I don't care! She has been my neighbor for 17 years, she should know my name. My parents yelled it enough when I was a child

Eddie; I thought bill was your neighbor

Bill; I am. Next time you and Eddie fuck can you close the blinds to your room

Richie; you could've closed your blinds

Bill; fuck. You're right

Eddie; omg I'm scarred for life now

Bill; no, I am

Stan; I feel so bad

Mike; same

Richie; hahaha

Eddie; I'm so embarrassed

Richie; wait- billy did you like my willy

Bill; I almost gagged at the sight

Richie; ahh so you were imagining it in your mouth I see. ;))

Eddie; pfthahah

Stan; that was actually funny

Mike; skskskksks

Bill; wow, got me there

Eddie; don't.

Richie; awwe my manz protective

Stan; I love that

Mike; Eddie is very loyal

Richie; he's amazing

Richie; have you seen his eyes.

Bill; yeah.

Richie; aren't they the best eyes you've ever seen?

Eddie; jskekoak stop

Richie; no.

Stan; shit- couple goals

Mike; Richie, have you seen Stan sleep

Richie; gahhh!! Yess! He's the most precious person ever

Stan; qodhfn no

Mike; ik! Like his hair floops over his eyes and he makes these cute little sleep sounds djkaks

Richie; has he ever slept on top of you?!? He's so warm

Stan; guyyyysss

Eddie; I can't even deny that I'm not loving this right now

Bill; lol

Richie; I could go on and on about Stan

Richie; but if you ask me about Eddie you'll probably never get me to shut up

Mike; that's so cute

Eddie; I hate you

Richie; I love you too babe!