iMessage- Reddie ☼

Low blow 34

Watch- Billie eilish

Ant man and wasp lemme just tell you!!! The hecking ending after the credits!! Wtfff! Literally got me in my feeling cause it made me remember something's I tried really hard to forget

Mike; did you fuck him?

Eddie; what?

Mike; did you fuck Richie?

Eddie; that's really none of your business

Mike; ok but did you?

Eddie; when would I have?

Mike; when he went to your house last night

Eddie; how'd you know that?

Mike; bc he sent everyone a picture of you shirtless laying on top of him on your bed

Eddie; oh.

Mike; so you did

Eddie; no. I did not

Mike; did he fuck you???

Eddie; again, how is it any of your business?

Mike; because I'm your best friend

Eddie; have you fucked Stan?

Mike; no

Eddie; well I haven't either

Mike; yeah, I'd hope you've never fucked Stan...

Eddie; you know what I meant

Mike; then why were you shirtless

Eddie; bc it was hot in my room

Mike; sureee

Eddie; I WASNT TRYING TO SEDUCE HIM!!!

Mike; we believe you sweetie

Eddie; we?

Mike; hi.

Eddie; bitch the fuck.

Mike; 'tis me, ben- ben

Eddie; oh lol

Mike; yeah.

Eddie; why didn't you just ask in the group chat

Mike; ben forgot his phone

Eddie; wait- where are you?

Mike; we are at the library

Eddie; shit.

Eddie; I'm sorry, I forgot!

Mike; it's fine

Eddie; no it's not! I was to focused on my date with Richie tonight. I'm sorry

Mike; it's ok, you probably would have slowed us down anyway- ben

Eddie; low blow hanscom

Mike; yeah I'm sure you know a lot about blowing -ben

Eddie; *gasp*

Mike; ladies ladies, keep it civil

Eddie; lol