iMessage- Reddie ☼

Id10t 46

Rich and sad- post Malone

Shorter chapter hoes, I'm tired

Richie; I'm sad, stanny

Stan; and why is that

Richie; me and eds are over

Stan; what?! Why

Richie; I had to break up with him

Stan; what do you mean you had to? You guys were happy, right?

Richie; I had to, his mom was gonna kick him out.

Richie; I couldn't ruin his relationship with his mother just because we are dating

Stan; you love him!

Richie; I know

Stan; you love him so much you let him go :')

Richie; I'm literally crying in my floor right now

Richie; and you are making jokes.

Stan; I'm not making jokes

Richie; and Eddie said he loved me. He actually said it.

Stan; dude- that's a big deal

Richie; I know!

Stan; he's not going to be happy with you on Monday at school

Richie; I'm not gonna be happy with me at school

Stan; I honestly don't know what to do in this situation

Richie; can you come over and bring tissues

Stan; ofc

Richie; I hate myself

Stan; you did what you thought was right

Richie; I hate sonia.

Richie; my dumbass fucking id10t future mother in law

Richie; do you think I could sue for emotional distress

Stan; honestly, no. But you could definitely try

Richie; I want to kill her

Richie; but then Eddie would hate me

Stan; eh. I think that's very debatable

Richie; he was fucking sobbing

Richie; it was so hard to see him like that.

Richie; it made me want to puke

Stan; you've got it bad

Richie; are you on your way?

Stan; yeah. I had to put pants on

Richie; you were already in bed?

Stan; yeah it's 10:30

Richie; pussY

Stan; responsible human*

Richie; fucking pussy ass hoe*

Stan; I'm gonna excuse that, because you're hurting

Richie; thank you

Stan; no

Stan; np*