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Richie; can I get a hoiya
Stan; no
Ben; hoiiiyyyaaa
Stan; fuck
Richie; we just graduated bitchesssss
Bev; woot woot
Mike; I'm so proud of us
Eddie; my mom asked why all the stuff in my room is gone and why I haven't been home I'm a while
Richie; cause you and I are making babies on a daily basis
Eddie; wtf how does that work
Mike; well, Eddie, when the daddy and the daddy love each other they do this magical dance without any pants on and then after cooking a bun in an oven for 9 months a woman craps it out of her va-j j and then the daddy takes the baby, but not after some paper work...
Eddie; wow fuck you
Richie; Eddie! Can we have 9 kids
Eddie; no
Bev; aww crushing his dreams of having a big loving family
Ben; cute.
Ben; Bev, can we have 9 babies
Bev; hellll fucking no.
Bev; I'm not doing that 9 times.
Bev; you'll be lucky if you even get 2
Mike; stannn
Stan; sure why not
Bill; but he didn't even ask
Stan; I know mike doesn't want 9 kids
Mike; yeah, I want 32
Stan; WHAT?!
Mike; jk jk just 1
Stan; see haha
Bill; lol ok
Eddie; why are we talking about having kids? We all are still kids
Richie; true
Stan; yeah lol
Stan; I gotta go, my parents are taking me to dinner
Bill; yeah same
Mike; have fun babe
Stan; I won't, but thanks lol
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RandomEddie; well, now I feel bad Richie; why is that? Eddie; cause I'm not gay. Richie; oh. {HIGHEST RANK ON RANDOM #20}
