iMessage- Reddie ☼

I will, I swear 23

Hello?- Clairo

hoes, remember when I used to update every day and people actually read and voted for my shit? yeah, same.       Enjoy, or don't, but I hope you do.

Richie; *screenshot of Eddie saying oh thank fuck when Richie said he wouldn't ask Eddie out*

Richie; I told you he doesn't like me

Stan; he does, mike told me

Mike; but I didn't say you could tell Richie

Stan; babe. if you tell me valuable information that could get my best friend laid I'm gonna tell him

Richie; I don't need to get laid.

Mike; but Eddie told me not to tell you

Mike; cause he's "trying to figure this shit out"

Stan; see told ya

Richie; wtf is he trying to figure out?!?

mike; who he is, why he likes you, if he likes you, if he's gay, etc. etc.

Richie; he'd know if he were gay

Stan; not everyone knows if they are gay straight away

Mike; haha straight

Richie; bitch, I was gonna make that joke

Stan; ladies, ladies calm bown

Mike; bown?

Stan; try me bitch

Richie; STAN MADE A FUCKING ERROR

Stan; I'm going to punch you in the dick

Richie; I just want to kiss him

Mike; do it

Stan; that's so cute. I wish my bf would say shit like that

Mike; I do tho.

Stan; say it!

Mike; I just want to kiss him

Stan; aww <3

Richie; my heart is hurting

Richie; I feel like crying

Mike; happy tears?

Stan; in what universe would the person you love not wanting to be with you make you cry happy tears?

Richie; he doesn't want to be with me?!

Richie; wtf!

Mike; no, stan is just exaggerating

Mike; arent you, stan?

Stan; uh yeah. I make jokes. hahaha

Richie; fuck off.

Mike; he likes you. ill prove it.

Stan; yeah, he'll prove it.

Mike; sweetie, I don't need your help rn... but thanks.

Stan;