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Moaning 38

Cuz you're my girl- yung heazy

I've been a little sister sad lately:)

Richie; bitch

Stan; excuse me?

Richie; bitch ass slut ass whore ass cock sucker

Stan; Richie!!! What the hell!

Richie; fuck you.

Stan; what did I do???

Richie; you ignored me all day today!! What the hell?!

Stan; I don't know what you're talking about

Richie; first you ignore me in the hall way!

Richie; then in trig!

Richie; then again at lunch

Richie; and again in the hall way

Richie; and on the bus too!!!!

Stan; Richie, calm down.

Richie; I needed to talk to you! And you were ignoring me all fucking day!

Stan; what's wrong?

Richie; nothing.

Stan; bitch

Richie; dick

Stan; fuck up

Richie; literal piece of fucking shit

Stan; what's wrong?

*Daddy Tozier 🤤👅💦 is typing*

*Daddy Tozier 🤤👅💦 stopped typing*

Stan; oh shit.

*Bird Fucker(my side hoe) is calling*

"Rich, what's wrong?" Stan asked with a concerned tone through the phone.

"my parents- my dad, he's fucking some slut... i don't know, my mom doesn't know yet but i don't know what to do! Like, fuck! What am I suppose to do! Do I tell her? Do I confront wentdick? Do I fucking kill the slut that's gonna ruin my family?!? Should I-" Richie paused thinking to himself if he should speak the words on the tip of his tongue.

"nope no no no that's a bad idea, eds would miss me too much... actually... he wouldn't." Richie said in tears.

"Woah! No no no, richie! Don't fucking talk like that! Eddie would miss you, I'd miss you, Bev, bill, mike, ben, your dad and mom, my mom" Stan chuckled at the last part,

"so many fucking people would miss you and your gay ass." Stan said getting sad just thinking of what his best friend, no, brother, might be going through.

"Stan, I don't want to see everyone I love end up in shit!"

"That won't happen, you'll get out of this shit town and you'll take Eddie with you, and you'll do some crazy fucking random voice thing like- I don't know, something cool... and Eddie, he'll  probably start an empire or run a hospital- something big, and you guys will have three- no, four kids, two boys, two girls, cause it's only fair that way. And you'll fuck Eddie every chance you get and he'll fuck you when you need it." Stan said creating his future for him to think of all the possibilities out there.

"No, that won't happen."

"Yeah, it will. And I'll go to college and become like a lawyer or business manager or something and mike will start a local library or book shop and we'll be neighbors and talk every single day!" Stan told Richie

"That's not gonna happen either."

"Rich-"

"It's not, Stan! Just face it! I'm gonna end up dead in a ditch, probably from sucking someone's dick and making a joke and then getting mad, Eddie is gonna find some girl that is better than me and run off into the sunset and never look behind him, you- you are gonna be the best at whatever it is you do and have two kids with mike, adopted of course, both from different countries, and everyone will forget about me- even you." Richie said with a croaky voice.

"I'm coming over." Stan spoke into the phone.

"No. No! You aren't! I'm gonna be fine!"

"How did you even find out your dad is cheating?"

"Well I left home pretty early this morning to get eds, we were gonna walk together. But I forgot my French book so I texted eds I would be late so he told me he'd just see me at school and so I went back home and I go in my room and I hear ahnmm yes yes yes ah ahh fuu- fuck yes Went right there mmhn oh yeah yeah yeah from some shank ass whore" Richie mimicked the moaning in a high pitched young woman's voice.

"Did you really have to moan in my ear?" Stan tried to humor

"It was fucking disgusting! How could someone find pussy attractive?!?" Richie gagged.

"I don't know." Stan laughed "I'm fucking gay too."

"I went to see if it was actually someone else... and not my imagination, right, like a good son." Richie told stan through the warm metal and glass phone that still had drops of wetness on them. "It wasn't my mom-"

"Richie, it'll be okay." Stan comforted

"Its all my fault."

"What do you mean, it's all your fault? You had nothing to do with your dad fucking some rando chick." Stan told Richie

"Yeah it is. I-I introduced them."

"What the fuck-"

"I thought they could be good friends, ya know... well... her and my mom, not her and my dad. I introduced them four years ago, they could have been fucking for four years... my moms gonna hate me." Richie said

"Who is this lady anyway?" Stan asked

"I can't tell you."

"You can't tell me? You think this has been going on for four years and you can't tell me? Listen, I'm gonna let you in on a little secret... if they really have been fucking for four years then either your mom knows about it and doesn't care, your dad is a really good liar and a fucking shitty human being, or they haven't been fucking for four years." Stan told him

"Ok, maybe not for four years but like come on stan! My mom wouldn't allow my dad to fuck some chick that isn't her!"

"Maybe, maybe not."

"Whatever, I gotta go, my mom just got home from work, I don't want her to hear me talk about this shit."

"Wait Richie, one thing..." Stan hesitated

"Yeah man?"

"I- uh- have you been... I just want you to know I love you man, I always fucking will, and sorry for ignoring you today, it was an accident... I was just really focused on studying for finals..." stan said. Have you been taking your meds? Was what he really wanted to ask.

"Yeah it's ok, sorry I blew up at you. I love you too man. So fucking much. I think my heart just nutted." Richie chuckled

"Dude, gross." Stan laughed

He really does love his brother.