Obi-Wan x Duchess Satine

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Requested by TheBlackCat216397 glad you gave me one. I love requests.

Yoitsme108: I have shipped this for soooo freaking looooong.

Obi-Wan: why am I constantly being dragged into these things?!

Yoitsme108: because I get requests. Or I get bored.

Obi-Wan: well I can't say I didn't expect you to say something like that.

Yoitsme108: then why did you ask?

Obi-Wan: because maybe I had just a little bit of hope that you wouldn't be yourself for once.

Yoitsme108: ok, you don't have to roast me.

Satine: hello everyone.

Yoitsme108: hi.

Obi-Wan: Hello there.

Yoitsme108: Wow kenoboiiii you were really enthusiastic about that hi. Yooouuuu like her.

Satine: *blushes*

Obi-Wan: would you stop?

Yoitsme108: you're not denying it. You never deny these things!

Obi-Wan: Stop!

Yoitsme108: you like her you like her you like her you like her you like her you like her you like her!

Satine: Wow, you have a lot of enthusiasm.

Obi-Wan: Satine, don't feed it.

Satine: ok. Wouldn't want that?

Obi-Wan: definitely not. Thank you.

Satine: you're welcome.

Obi-Wan: Yoitsme108, What are you doing?

Yoitsme108: *looking through a lens on a huge tv camera* filming this.

Obi-Wan: yes! That's apparent! Why are you filming us?!

Yoitsme108: So I can show everyone these videos at your wedding? You know, with Satine.

Obi-Wan: *smacks camera out of Yoitsme108 hands*

Yoitsme108: bro! Do you know how much that cost!

Obi-Wan: no! And I don't care either.

Satine: how much did it cost? I'll repay it to you.

Yoitsme108: oh, probably really expensive. I wouldn't really know because I stole it.

Obi-Wan: then what are you whining about?

Yoitsme108: because do you know how hard it was to steal a camera of that size and not be seen?!

Satine: Who did you steal it from? I'll repay them.

Yoitsme108: my boi. My main boi that i would totally marry.

Satine: Who?

Yoitsme108: George Lucas.

Obi-Wan: *face palms*

Satine: ok, where does he live?

Yoitsme108: Skywalker ranch.

Obi-Wan: how do you know that?

Yoitsme108: I always know where my bois live.

Satine: ok thanks but I think we should end this.

Yoitsme108: for once, I'm okay with that. I feel so attacked.

Obi-Wan: you should.







Satine rating: 8/10
Obi-Wan rating: 9/10
Yoitsme108 rating: 10/10







-yoitsme108

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