Thanks for the request -WEIRDOUT- . You're very nice.
Yoitsme108: you know, in the weirdest, but most normal way possible. I ship this.
Padmè: I don't. I'm loyal.
Yoitsme108: you're a loyal hoe?
Padme: no, just a loyal. I'm not interested.
Jango: *secretly disappointed that Padmè isn't Interested* why not?
Padmè: starts with A and ends in nakin.
Yoitsme108: ugh, would you two shut up for once?! You're such an annoying couple! Always with the 'WoW, LoOk At uS! wErE iN LoVe!' Well I have had enough.
Jango: Wow, who hurt you?
Padmè: that was honestly so rude.
Yoitsme108: I don't care.
Padmè: I can tell.
Jango: So, Padmè is completely uninterested?
Yoitsme108: yes Jango! You're cursed to stay single like myself!
Jango: then what am I doing here? And I think your single for a good reason.
Yoitsme108: it's because I'm a Jedi. That's why!
Jango: I thought maybe it was because you're an isolated nerd.
Yoitsme108: *gasps like a triggered boi* that was so mean!
Padmè: I thought you liked mean.
Yoitsme108: not when it comes from ugly Jango. I only like mean if they are hot. (Hux) 😍
Padmè: that is, that sentence is. Something else.
Jango: ugly? *very triggered appearance*
Yoitsme108: ok, significantly less attractive than most. I no longer ship you with Padmè. And! I'm going to blow up Slave 1.
Jango: try.
Yoitsme108: I'm capable of many things. I'll blow up Padmè too.
Padmè: What! No. Why am I getting blown up now?
Yoitsme108: I must destroy everything he cares about.
Jango: that's so evil.
Yoitsme108: the galaxy is evil. Dill with it.
Padmè: *leaves* I'm am not getting blown up today.
Jango: this could be worse. I did get shipped with my son once.
Yoitsme108: way to look at the bright side buddy. *slaps Jango on the back* I'm sorry I called you ugly. You're not ugly, just super annoying.
Jango: like, does it hurt you to give compliments?
Yoitsme108: no.
Jango: yep. Sure.
Jango rating: 7/10
Yoitsme108 rating: 4/10
Padmè rating: 0/10
-yoitsme108
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Star Wars Characters React To Ships
HumorStar Wars characters will react to the ship and then rate it out of 10🚢 🤓(Requests CLOSED!)🤓 #1 in sw on December 3 2018 #3 in Armitagehux December 3 2018 #3 in cringe February 19 2019
