Yoitsme108: I'm so Obi Done Kenobi.
Revan: why?
Yoitsme108: because Wattpads favorite pass time is to delete any and all drafts I have. So um, idk who requested this.
Revan: request?
Yoitsme108: yes, they wanted you shipped with Malak.
Revan: no.
Yoitsme108: too bad, you're gonna do it, please comment your name of this was your ship and I'll tag you❤️
Revan: I'm not going to.
Yoitsme108: ex Jedis don't get a say in anything.
malak: what's going on?
Revan: people are trying to get us together.
Malak: uhhh, no.
Yoitsme108: hey! Ex Jedi part two! Iiii dooooooOoOooooont CaRRrEeEEEEe!! This is my place, we follow my rules.
Malak: id please like to see these so called rules.
Yoitsme108: fine I don't have a list but I have them memorized.
Rule one: Armitage Hux is mine and only mine!
Rule two: jedi masters only on my couch.
Rule three: you can only touch my porg if I let you.
Rule four: you can break these rules, if your name is Ben Solo, Kylo Ren, Ben Swolo, Sexe Space Boi, etc.
rule five: I can do whatever I want anytime I want.
Rule six: I don't have to follow these rules and I can make up any at any given time without an argument.
Rule seven: embrace your hate, unless I say not to!
Revan: Those are ridiculous!
Yoitsme108: you guys have to date now! It's rule eight!
Malak: what?! How?
Yoitsme108: rule six!
Revan: I am not going to follow these dumb rules.
Yoitsme108: is your name Ben Solo?
Revan: you're not okay in the head are you?
Malak: no, doesn't seem like it.
Yoitsme108: how come none of you are ever nice to me?
Malak: because you act crazy.
Revan: *leaves*
Ratings:
Revan: *refuses*
Malak: 0/10
Yoitsme108: 10/10
-yoitsme108
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Star Wars Characters React To Ships
HumorStar Wars characters will react to the ship and then rate it out of 10🚢 🤓(Requests CLOSED!)🤓 #1 in sw on December 3 2018 #3 in Armitagehux December 3 2018 #3 in cringe February 19 2019
