Mara x Vader

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Requested by @christianFangirl1219

Luke: we have already done this ship.

Yoitsme108: no we haven't. What are you doing here?

Luke: I'm in the picture ^^^^

Yoitsme108: look at the title.

Luke: oh.

Yoitsme108: get out.

Luke: *walks away in a sad meme like manner*

Vader: he can stay, I'll switch him spots.

Yoitsme108: ugh, you stress M E O U T! You make my hair fall out, do you have any idea how that feels?

Mara: *coughs*

Yoitsme108: oh frick.... lol you do know what's it's like to have your hair fall out. Burned off more like it.

Vader: why are you talking like that? I'm going to burn you.

Mara: he underlined it, he's serious.

Vader: I never joke.

Yoitsme108: neither do I. Can we do the ship now?

Mara: you do joke.

Yoitsme108: O F F T O P I C ! !

Mara: neither of us want this.

Yoitsme108: I don't wanna go to school, but I wake up every morning.

Mara: that's completely different.

Vader: seems your schooling isn't helping your intelligence at all.

Yoitsme108: I AM THE ONLY ONE ALLOWED TO TOAST AND ROAST! As toasty and toasty as Obi Wan left you. ®️™️©️

Mara: did you really just trade mark and and reserve rights to be the only one that can roast?

Vader: why do you act surprised?

Yoitsme108: Armitage is mine™️©️®️ hey this is fun.
Ben Solo is daddy ®️™️©️

Mara: you don't need all three.

Yoitsme108: yOu DoNt NeEd AlL tHrEe.

Mara: .....

Yoitsme108: you cant do that. I trade marked that. .....™️

Vader: you are the one off topic now.

Yoitsme108: I need rest. GN M8™️

Mara: you can't trademark that.

Yoitsme108: bye!™️











Ratings:
Vader 0/10
Mara 0/10
Yoitsme108: ™️/™️











-yoitsme108

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