Revan x Carth

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Requested by 123shanno AND by ofmusicalsanddc YE YE fan videos are cool, I wish I was good at technology.

Yoitsme108: ok, let the shipping..... begin.

Revan: this again? How did I get here?

Yoitsme108: how did any of us get here?

Carth: no.

Yoitsme108: YES! It's gonna happen!

Revan: you need to ask yourself this. has it ever actually worked, you forcing people to love each other?

Yoitsme108: uhhhh.....

Carth: probably not.

Yoitsme108: I'm pretty sure it's worked once or twice! Give me a few hours and I'll think of a time.

Revan: you can't just make one up.

Yoitsme108: uh, I never lie.

Carth: I already don't trust you.

Yoitsme108: ship! Now!

Carth: I have absolutely no desire to be with him.

Revan: yeah, me neither. No offense.

Carth: none taken.

Yoitsme108: well aren't you two just best buds now?

Revan: are you jealous?

Yoitsme108: no.

Revan: jealous you don't have friends?

Yoitsme108: I have friends!

Revan: that porg does not count.

Carth: your only friend is a porg?

Yoitsme108: I HAVE OTHER FRIENDS!

Revan: who?

Yoitsme108: His nAme is General Hux, heard of him?

Hux: we're not friends.

Yoitsme108: *pushes Huxbread onto couch and then throws couch down the stairs.

Carth: that was really messed up. Do you treat all your friends like that?

Yoitsme108: we are more than friends. I have clearance.

Revan: clearance is pushing him down some stairs on a couch? An ugly couch at that.

Yoitsme108: he was making me mad. And how dare you insult my couch.

Carth: it is a pretty ugly couch.

Yoitsme108: how is it that I can always generate mutual hate for me with strangers?

Revan: I'll give you that. You're good at creating hate.

Carth: wait why do you have a braid? Are you a Jedi?

Yoitsme108: uhh ya! Got a problem?

Carth: you're not a very good jedi.

Yoitsme108: neither was Anakin, but we all love him.

Revan: *leaves*

Yoitsme108: !!!!!!! FINE GO!!!!!!!!!











Ratings:
Revan: 0/10
Carth: 0/10
Yoitsme108: crying in a corner/10











-yoitsme108

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