Jabba x Jar Jar

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Thank you for the request fren <3 Bloody_Hiddlestoner

Yoitsme108: guys.

Jar Jar: what?

Yoitsme108:

Jabba: E chu ta da shut

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Jabba: E chu ta da shut

Yoitsme108: I'm so sorry.

Jabba: U mo gootu be

Jar Jar: no. *eyes tear up*

Jabba: Jar Jar lil schutta

Yoitsme108: what makes you say that?

Jabba: he cry.

Yoitsme108: you speak English?

Jabba: Noah

Yoitsme108: whatever

Jar Jar: *starts crying more*

Jabba: E chu ta u

Yoitsme108: Stop swearing. It's okay Jar Jar.

Jar Jar: no. Issa not.

Yoitsme108: why?

Jar Jar: that picture disturbs misa.

Yoitsme108: I said sorry.

Jabba: shut tonka

Yoitsme108: WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM YOU UGLY SLUG HO?!

Jar Jar: *gasp*

Yoitsme108: you two are so annoying. I just want to have a nice reaction to shipping you. You're crying and you're swearing and I'm D O N E!!!

Jabba: killya being

Yoitsme108: GET OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jabba: *slugs out*

Yoitsme108: Jar Jar, I know I'm always mean to you but yo. I DO N O T ship this! You deserve better!!

Jar Jar: like Queen Amidala?

Yoitsme108: ok ok not that high. You deserve more than Jabba, but honey, you could never have a Padmé.

Jar Jar: yousa is mean!

Yoitsme108: oh so now honestly is mean?

Jar Jar: *screams*

Yoitsme108: what even is this chapter?











Ratings:
Jar Jar: 0/10
Jabba: 4/10
Yoitsme108: -billion/10











-yoitsme108

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