Star Wars Characters React To Ships

Jedi exile x Atton Rand

Thanks for another request by @ofmusicalsanddc

Yoitsme108: I'm the only jedi in this room.

Luke: please! Stop! Always talking about yourself!

Yoitsme108: why are you here? Leave!

Luke: oh wow this isn't my ship I'm just so used to being tortured. *leaves*

Yoitsme108: ok I feel like ol Jaq is gonna murder me if I offend him.

(Jedi exile) Meetra: is this a place where people get offended?

Yoitsme108: I'm gonna be honest, most of the time or you know.... all the time. Yes.

(Atton Rand) Jaq: well don't offend me to that point.

Yoitsme108: ok pls don't hurt me.

Meetra: what a cute braid.

Yoitsme108: *throws hair behind back* yep.

Jaq: yeah it's really long.

Yoitsme108: you're scaring me.

Meetra: how?

Yoitsme108: let's stop talking about me, and uhh erase all thoughts of wanting to kill me and do this ship.

Meetra:

Yoitsme108: before you ask a ship is when people want you guys together and the purpose of this book is to show people how you would react.

Jaq: that's stupid.

Yoitsme108: *deflates* okay.

Meetra: yeah what's the point?

Yoitsme108: *deflates more* idkkkkk. I just like it because I get to be around all my favorite people.

Jaq: you don't even know us.

Yoitsme108: I knowwww *deflates more, falls off couch like slime*

Meetra: are we being too mean?

Jaq: no.

Yoitsme108: but I like you guys! *jumps up and is somehow in normal condition again.*

Jaq: I feel offended.

Yoitsme108: *screams and runs away*

Meetra: hahaha, what?

Rating:
Meetra: how fun 10/10
Jaq: 10/10
Yoitsme108: I don't think you guys understand how ratings work. They usually aren't so positive.

Jaq: how? This was fun.

Meetra: yeah double 10/10

Yoitsme108: *lets them believe its a fun rating and not a ship rating.*

-yoitsme108