E; "Have you ever tried sliding down these banisters?"
A: "Why would I ever want to do that?"
E; "Because it's fun."
A: "Fun is not falling to my death down two storeys of stairs."
E: "Aaaaeryn, come on, try it!"
A: "No! They're built to help people get down the stairs safely. What you're proposing is the complete opposite."
E: "Where's your sense of adventure?"
A: "I'd hardly call this adventure."
E: "I'm boooored."
A: "You don't have to come to the library."
E: "I want to spend time with you, but Aeryn, you do choose the dullest places to inhabit."
A: "Fine, where do you wanna go?"
E: "Let's go to the field! Kira and Caspar will be there. Caspar told me that he likes Kira-"
A: "Really!"
E: "Yeah."
A: "That's so sweet! Is he going to ask her on a date?"
E: "I think so."
A: "That's great! Kira told me that she likes Caspar!"
E: "Oh, that's so cool, I'm really happy for Caspar, I-"
A: "Eli! Get off the banister, it's not safe!"
E: "Relax, Aeryn, it's fi - AHHH!"
A: "ELI!"
