A: "Are we there yet?"
E: "No."
A: "..."
E: "..."
A: "Are we there yet now?"
E: "Aeryn."
A:"Yeah?"
E: "Shut your face."
A: "..."
E: "..."
A: "Now?"
E: "Yes."
A: "Really?"
E: "No."
A: "Turnip."
E: "..."
A: "Eliiiiii."
E: "Yes, we are there yet."
A: "You're just lying to me."
E: "Aeryn-"
A: "I know your cruel tricks."
E: "Aer-"
A: "Leading me astray, raising my hopes-"
E: "Aeryn, look out the window."
A: "Oh! We're here."
E: "..."
A: "It's so beautiful! It looks like we've just walked in a romantic movie with the sunset and the beach and all that."
E; "The protagonists in those movies don't normally have old, ugly cars that were recently driven into trees, though."
A: "Let it gooooooo!"
E: "If you sing Frozen one more time I am driving you back home."
A: "Sorry, boss."
E: "Okay, so we have this chalet thing to stay in. It looks a little...little."
A: "I'm sure it'll be fine. Be a dear and get our stuff out of the boot?"
E; "Our stuff? I'm not carrying all your rubbish in too, half of it is not even necessary for the trip!"
A: "You're always going on about how manly you are, now is the time to prove to me how strong and un-adorable you are."
E: "I regret my words."
A: "Uh-huh."
E: "Aeryn, come back!"
A: "..."
E: "That girl..."
A: "...um, Eli?"
E: "What?"
A: "There's a slight issue with the - er - sleeping arrangements."
E: "Again, what?"
A: "Come and see for yourself."
E: "...ah."
A: "Yeah."
E: "There seems to only be one bed."
A: "It does seem that way, yes."
E: "Well, I guess I'll sleep on the floor then."
A: "Why?"
E: "Why are you questioning my gallant act of giving up the bed for you?"
A: "It's a big bed, we can both - um-"
E: "You want to share the bed?"
A: "...I - I'm not opposed to the idea."
E: "Um - okay, yeah, that's fine."
A: "Oh, Eli, your face is all pink!"
E: "So's yours."
A: "Fair play. I'll go get my stuff."
E: "So I'm not being forced to do it anymore?"
A: "I forgot-"
E: "I'm freeeee!"
A: "Eli-"
E: "MISTRESS HAS FREED ELI!"
A: "I-"
E: "ELI IS A FREE ELF!"
A: "I'll sing Frozen again!"
E: "...Eli will be a silent elf to avoid horrific singing."
A: "Don't push it."
