1. Walk in the doors and yell, "WHERE THE FRENCH TOAST ARE MY WALLS?!" as loud as you can.
2. Do a dare. Since this happens to be Wal-Mart, go there in the middle of the night. Have fun!
3. Fill the shopping cart to the top (or as full as you can get products spilling everywhere) and abondon it in a random place.
4. Go into an empty isle and laugh loudly for no reason at all.
5. Stare at an employee with the weirdest face you can create.
6. If you happen to be in the baby isle, cry like a baby pathetically and unrealistically.
7. Say "Wal-Mart" for everything. See how many people you annoy.
8. Ask an employee stupid questions. For the ones they can't answer, ask another employee.
9. Point to a random item and say, "HA HA!! (store name) HAS THIS FOR (lower price) !!!"
10. Moon walk in front of an elderly person.
11. Find a book, sit on the floor, and pretend to read. If someone talks to you, face them and go, "SHHHHHH!!!!"
12. Get the weirdest items you can buy.
13. Fangirl over a product with a band on it.
14. Hug people. Many people. Tightly.
15. IF YOU ARE A GUY attempt walking around the store in high heels!
16. Go into the dairy isle and declare yourself Dairy King/Queen.
17. Sing over the sound system.
18. Stand near the doors and say, "Welcome to Wal-Mart!" to everyone entering. For those leaving, mutter under your breath, "So these are the survivors..."
19. If you run into someone you know, pretend that your name is Pablo and you are from Mexico. If your name is Pablo, then say a different name.
20. In checkout, ask the checkout person how much every individual product is.
21. Tell the checkout person that you only want bags made of plants, and once they tell you that their bags are made of plants, shrug and say, "Okay then."
22. Once you exit the doors of the Wal-Mart, yell, as loud as you can, "Freedom!"
23. Find a bunch of toy horses and run around the whole store screaming, "For Narnia!!!!" If someone yells at you, yell, "Glaboogolbech!"
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50 Things To Do When You're Bored
Random*Disclaimer: Although what is included on these lists may sound fun, not all of the subjects within this book are appropriate for all, if any, conditions. This book is published for comedic purposes. Complete the actions on these lists AT YOUR OWN R...
