Rockstar Foxy: Yarrg! Me bird likes ya, so I'll do ye a favor.
Withered Chica: Ok, how about replacing it?
Rockstar Foxy [offended]: What? I can't do that! Why would ask me such a thing, lass?
Withered Chica: That thing keeps staring at my soul and it's creeping me out.
Rockstar Foxy: Soul? Hah!
Withered Chica: What's so funny?
Rockstar Foxy: I didn't think there was a soul in that broken duck costume of yers! Right Cotton?
Cotton: *stares intently at Withered Chica's soul*
Rockstar Foxy: See? Cotton agrees with me!
Withered Chica: For your information, I am a chicken!
Withered Chica: A very talented chicken who is the only one who bakes stuff for this diner, might I add!
Rockstar Foxy: Arr, Rockstar Chica makes better pizza than ya!
Withered Chica: Taco Supreme Pizza rarely counts.
Rockstar Foxy: How do you even make pizza? Ye got no hands! Just wires!
Withered Chica: Like I said, I'm a very talented chicken.
Rockstar Foxy [mumbles]: Or very foolish...
Withered Chica: What was that?
Rockstar Foxy [stammering]: Uh.. why ye so tall, lass?
Withered Chica: I don't know.
Withered Chica: Why are you so short?
Rockstar Foxy: What? Can't hear ye from down here!
Withered Chica [mumbles]: Stupid fox. *gets idea*
Withered Chica: Rockstar Foxy~! I got some treasure for you~!
Rockstar Foxy: Unhand that there treasure, matey!
Withered Chica: Sure!
Withered Chica: *headbutts Rock Foxy*
-Mike's Office-
Bonnie: Hey, why is there a little girl screaming?
Nightmare: That's not a girl...
Nightmare: That's Rockstar Foxy!
Bonnie [laughing]: LMAO!! 😂
Bonnie: #getrektbyWC2k18
Nightmare: Should we help him?
-From Tablet-
Rockstar Foxy: Friends! Mateys! Help! Crazy broken duck is after me!
-Mike's Office-
Bonnie: He can take care of himself.
YOU ARE READING
An Animatronic's Guide to Annoying Your Friends and Making the Readers Laugh
RandomThis is just a simple book with every Five Nights at Freddy's animatronic you can think of, also including me, my sister, Mike, Purple Guy, aka, William Afton, and other random people/things, having multiple conversations that will (hopefully) make...
