Ariel [annoyed]: Mike, why?
Mike: 'Why' what?
Ariel: Why is Purple Guy here?
Mike: I needed some help.
Ariel: -_-
Ariel [annoyed, mad]: Really? I'm RIGHT here!
Mike: Your temper is too much to handle.
Ariel: What temper?
Mike: Your crazy anger issues that make you want to hit everyone with your shovel.
Ariel: I don't have anger issues!
Mike: Just pointing it out.
Mike: Now, if you'll excuse me, I have work to do.
Purple Guy: Hey, what's everyone talking about?
Ariel: Nothing.
Mike: Ariel's anger issues.
Ariel: I DO NOT- I mean... I don't have anger issues.
Mike: Right...
Purple Guy: Hey, this place seems pretty packed. Maybe I can clear it up? And there's this really old Spring Bonnie suit..
Ariel: Leave them alone!
Purple Guy: I wasn't doing anything.
Ariel: Don't think about it! Don't even look at them! Just go into your bunny suit and let them leave!
Purple Guy: Aww.....
Ariel: Don't 'awww' me! Ugh, where are those stupid animatronics.
The Marionette: Here!
Ariel: Hey Mari. Any sign of everyone else?
The Marionette: The usual.
Ariel: Great. Everything is normal.
The Marionette: Oh, and we found this guy.
Springtrap: Hi.
Ariel: How...?
Springtrap & Purple Guy: Whose he?
Ariel: Your Purple Guy *points at Springtrap* and your Springtrap *points at Purple Guy*.
Mike: Uh.. so... they're the same person?
Ariel: Who invited you?
Mike: Me. -_-
Ariel: *sighs* Essentially, yes. They're the same person.
Purple Guy & Springtrap: Cool!
The Marionette: How does that work?
Ariel: I don't know...
Ariel: We better keep an extra eye on them.
Fredbear: I can help!
Ariel: Great! Make sure they don't go around and killing other kids. We don't need anymore animatronics.
Ariel: And... "disappearances".
Fredbear: Got it. Won't let them out of my sight.
Springtrap: -_-
Purple Guy: -_-
Ariel: Thanks Fredbear.
Erin: Hey! Who are these guys?
Ariel [mumbles]: Will I ever get any sleep?
Erin: They look cool!
Springtrap: Why thank you. I think I look cool too.
Erin: And narcissistic.
Purple Guy: For a kid, you sure have a big vocabulary.
Erin: Why thank you!
Ariel: Purple Guy, don't you have a job to get too?
Purple Guy: Fine....
Purple Guy: Let's go me.
Springtrap: See you later.
Ariel: Hope not.
Springtrap: Hey!
Ariel: *rolls eyes*
Erin: Who were they?
Ariel: Very stupid people.
Erin: Can I get The Shovel?
Ariel: Please.
Mike: There's no need.
Ariel: This ain't your conversation, Mike!
Mike: Ain't ain't a word.
Ariel: Don't test my patience.
Mike: Patience? I think impatience is a better word.
Ariel: Don't.
Mike: What are you gonna do? Hit me with The Shovel?
Ariel: Why not you just shut your mouth before you end up performing on that stage against your will.
Mike: Was that a threat?
Ariel: You tell me.
Mike: Just let me work.
Ariel: Fine.
YOU ARE READING
An Animatronic's Guide to Annoying Your Friends and Making the Readers Laugh
RandomThis is just a simple book with every Five Nights at Freddy's animatronic you can think of, also including me, my sister, Mike, Purple Guy, aka, William Afton, and other random people/things, having multiple conversations that will (hopefully) make...
